Deer camp
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No
one wanted to room with Bang because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy{Ben} slept with Bang and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Bang snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was {Taco} the second guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair standing up, eyes bloodshot. The other two said,
'Man, what happened? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bang
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.' The third night it was Buckey's turn. Buckey was a large, burly ex-football player.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe that he
looked so bright-eyed and rested. They asked, 'Man, what
happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bang into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Bang sat up
and watched ME all night."
one wanted to room with Bang because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy{Ben} slept with Bang and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Bang snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was {Taco} the second guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair standing up, eyes bloodshot. The other two said,
'Man, what happened? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bang
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.' The third night it was Buckey's turn. Buckey was a large, burly ex-football player.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe that he
looked so bright-eyed and rested. They asked, 'Man, what
happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bang into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Bang sat up
and watched ME all night."
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quote:Originally posted by taco413
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No
one wanted to room with Bang because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy{Ben} slept with Bang and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Bang snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was {Taco} the second guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair standing up, eyes bloodshot. The other two said,
'Man, what happened? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bang
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.' The third night it was Buckey's turn. Buckey was a large, burly ex-football player.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe that he
looked so bright-eyed and rested. They asked, 'Man, what
happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bang into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Bang sat up
and watched ME all night."
dont quit your day job there fruit cake.[:D] hey Taco e-mailed my new cell #0 -
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That buckey is a scary dude! [:D] 0
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