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Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast - Joke

AdamsQuailHunter
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some pear, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

Best Regards - AQH
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  • TooBig
    [:D][:p][^]
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  • mmppres
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • wpage
    Good one!
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  • wiplash
    [:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    [:D]
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  • select-fire
    [:D]
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  • scooterdriver
    This thread would be better if it had pictures.
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  • merlinn
    quote:Originally posted by scooterdriver
    This thread would be better if it had pictures.


    Yeah. I wanna see the gators!
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  • kidthatsirish
    That was awesome!
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  • Navybat
    Great joke! [:D]
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  • babun
    quote:Originally posted by scooterdriver
    This thread would be better if it had pictures.


    And that is not SF with his latest barn find car!
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