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this here toilet paper scare........

hillbille
 got me wondering, when I was single a 4pack it seems would last forever, then I got married and that 4 pack wouldn't make it through the month, add a daughter and it seems that same 4pack wouldn't last a week. so I decided they must eat it, so question is it seems how long can a women last eating toilet paper????????????
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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Well if you throw in a good possum shank every now and then - you can last a good long time.

    When eating it, I prefer the single ply over the double ply, which seems to clog me up.

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  • ChrisStreett
    I saw one justification on line that basically said: "One person sneezes and a hundred s**t themselves", thus increasing the need for TP.
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  • Rocky Raab
    It's irrational. Neither influenza nor the Kung Flu produce diarrhea. They're both upper respiratory diseases. (If you spray at both ends, you have something else.)
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  • m88.358win
    Image may contain meme possible text that says THE REST OF THE WORLD NOW KNOWS HOW WE FELT 8 YEARS AGO FunRun 10 WHEN NOT A SINGLE BOX OF 22LR WAS ON THE SHELF
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  • Butchdog2
    Reason for shortage. Someone sneezes and about 6 or more crap their pants.
    Bunch of tinfoil morons.
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  • jimdeere
    I married my wife when she had three teenage daughters. No toilet paper, no hot water, etc. Plus, they would bring their friends over and eat all the food. I don’t know how I survived.
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  • Brookwood
    I have observed that women use toilet paper for many things that a man just cannot talk about! :# 

    There is a BIG difference between the sexes!    

    Ok.....I will share a little bit here.   They like to use TP to wrap stuff that a guy would just throw into the bathroom trash can unwrapped.   That is just the tip of the iceberg about them there women's!    
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  • Ditch-Runner
     I think my family follows the Cone head ( old movie for thoe's who do not know need to watch It )  use of TP 

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  • waltermoe

    When it comes to toilet paper only two pieces are needed they told me when I was in the army, one to wipe and one to check.

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  • Toolman286
    Today, shoppers were heading directly to the TP as soon as they entered the market. Most had just one package in their cart & obvious familys had 2, maybe 3.  There was actually some left on the shelf. But of course there was one A-hole couple with a cart full of TP. I wasn't the only one giving them bad looks. The guy knew it was wrong, but just followed his biotch boss with the cart.
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