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  • KenK/84Bravo
    Yeah, I'll get that in the mail right away. :roll:


    Can you break a $10?
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  • bullshot
    Checks in the mail.
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  • hillbille
    would ya settle for a $3 ????????
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  • Grunt2
    All I have is $4.99 in pennies...But that doesn't leave enough for postage... :lol::lol:
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  • bustedknee
    You can expect to find your mailbox overflowing with dollar bills!









    It ain't going to happen...but you can expect it to.
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  • hillbille
    you should be able to make a fortune selling your fitness program to the beach bunnies down at sonic every morning.....
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  • spasmcreek
    and you will be taxed on that to support providing for those that will not work ...so if you want $5 you better ask for $8......
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    hillbille wrote:
    would ya settle for a $3 ????????

    Sure, but it can be only one bill! ;)
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  • gearheaddad
    At least go through the time and effort to set up.a Go Fund Me page.
    Good luck,
    Ed
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    Yes, I can help you out some. We didn't have much either,but I can come up with a little to help you out. PM me your address.
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  • mark christian
    It's a bit late in the month, but once my Admin paycheck from Gun Broker is deposited next week, I'll rush that five bucks to you. Wait by the mailbox for it to arrive.
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  • JimmyJack
    Kind of like taking a collection for a new gun?
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  • 11b6r
    Would be delighted to brighten the life of such as stout fellow as yourself. Of course, to avoid problems with our less than stellar postal system, I do direct deposit. Just send me the routing and account numbers for your bank account, your SSAN, DOB, and your Mother's maiden name. I'll get right on that for you.

    Say- did you know that if you say gullible REAL slow, it sounds like oranges?
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  • BobJudy
    After figuring in my social INsecurity raise and adding up the additional taxes and insurance costs you'll have to wait a few months for me to save up that much. As it was once said "For a hamburger today I'll gladly pay you Tuesday". In my case it might be a Tuesday in 2025 :D Bob
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  • wiplash
    No problem, but I'll need change. Can you send me a Twenty to brake?
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  • mnrivrat48
    I can't believe they misspelled "Pork and Beans!"

    Take a closer look at the photo of the contents (bet you already knew). No beans in that can, that is good old Pork Brains in a white milk gravy.
    My mother in law used to fry up pork brains - smelt soooo good, but she would always eat them herself.

    OH - so sorry , no money today, but I will put you on the list.
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  • allen griggs
    Simply go online, and set up a GO F*** ME account.
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  • bustedknee
    mnrivrat48 wrote:
    I can't believe they misspelled "Pork and Beans!"

    Take a closer look at the photo of the contents (bet you already knew). No beans in that can, that is good old Pork Brains in a white milk gravy.
    My mother in law used to fry up pork brains - smelt soooo good, but she would always eat them herself.

    Oh!


    Phhhhtt, ackk, phhtt, gag....

    'Cuse me whilst I catch the cat. I hope licking his butt will get that taste out of my mouth.


    BTW, I should have a couple bucks left over this month -- I ain't buying any more of those Pork N Beans!
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  • Rocky Raab
    We regularly had calf and pork brains when I was growing up. Fried in patties or with scrambled eggs were my favorites. Delicious. Can't get calf brains now because of that disease, and pork brains aren't quite as good. But still delicious.

    The money request? Gee, I left my wallet in another state.
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