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The secret to marriage.

jimdeere
I was in the doctors off last week and got talking to a gentleman who was 88 years old. He said he had been married for 61 years.
? That?s remarkable ? I said. ? What?s your secret??
?Well, sonny, every anniversary I take my wife on a nice vacation. Last year I took her on a cruise to Sydney, Australia.?
?Wow, that?s great!? I said. ?Where did you go this year??
Without even the hint of a smile he said ?I went back and got her.?
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  • remingtonoaks
    :lol:
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  • bustedknee
    We are at the 48 year mark and my wife and I have never had a serious argument. NEVER!

    My wife has had a few but I refuse to participate.
    (It just makes her even more angry when I walk away) :D

    But she gets over it.



    Seriously, the 3 magic words are Love, Compromise and Sacrifice.
    If both of you don't have these 3 traits, get the hell out now!

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  • select-fire
    :):)
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  • Cornflk1
    :D:);) Well said all, obviously the responses are from well trained males. :roll:
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  • gruntled2
    I'm just beginning my 48th year & the secret is simple. It's cheaper to keep her.
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  • savage170
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  • asphalt cowboy
    savage170 wrote:
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    STFU and go fishing. If not Canada, at least somewhere out of state.
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  • retroxler58
    gruntled2 wrote:
    I'm just beginning my 48th year & the secret is simple. It's cheaper to keep her.

    AMEN :lol:
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  • 11b6r
    48 years here. I have always made it a point- in any argument with my wife. I ALWAYS have the last words. ALWAYS.

    "Yes, dear."
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