A wife tells Her husband....
If You come home drunk once more I will leave You. He does OK for a while then gets hammered so bad He barfs up all over Himself.His friend says tell Your wife some one else was sick on You.Put $20 in Your jacket and say the Guy gave You it to pay the dry cleaning bill.The husband goes home to a furious wife and says hang on don?t go.A man was sick on Me in a bar and gave Me a $20 for the cleaning bill.Why have You two $20s in Your hand She asks? The other $20 is from the Guy who crapped in My pants He says. 
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:shock: :shock: :shock: 

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ohhh lawd,,, 
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That's some funny Sheeit right there. 

I didn't see that coming, and it had me LOL.
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