Moral to the story ... last line.
Every week, Jimmy entered the state lottery hoping to win; he never did.
Finally, he prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, he walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.
He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign.
Sadly, He lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life
Finally, he prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, he walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.
He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign.
Sadly, He lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life
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Did you just make that up? 0 -
The Lightning Man knows we have enough of them. 0 -
I was thinking ahead.
I thought the number would be 717.0
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