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  • bullshot
    Toe stubbing is the first known form of night vision. ;)
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  • Sam06
    Well it aint broke, I moved it around today and walked on it so at least I don't have to tape it up.


    We have hardwood floors in the bedroom. I was Dusting the furniture and using furniture polish. Must have over sprayed and got some on the floor. Had socks on, hit the slippery part and slid my foot into the base of the bed with my weight behind it.

    Man it hurt!

    The old lady didn't even stop snoring :shock:
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  • Smitty500mag
    What's wrong with you? Are you to lazy to pick up your feet? That's what my dad used to tell me. :D
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  • hillbille
    didn't you just win one of those really sharp knives from Ricci???? one slice and it will never happen again
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  • Don McManus
    Met a cute young thing at bar 30+ years ago.

    Saddled up to her and told her she reminded of my little toe.

    She blushed and asked if it was because my toe was so small and cute?

    No, I said. It is because I think I?ll get drunk tonight and bang you on the coffee table.
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  • Butchdog2
    Little toe, ha ha, spewed all over the keyboard. :lol:
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  • spasmcreek
    and ..........???????
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  • Sam06
    spasmcreek wrote:
    and ..........???????

    My whole toe is now purple, but it doesn't really hurt anymore.
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  • ChrisStreett
    Can ya shove a boot over it yet?
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  • Brookwood
    Sam06 wrote:
    spasmcreek wrote:
    and ..........???????

    My whole toe is now purple, but it doesn't really hurt anymore.

    Don't worry Sam, in a day or two, it will just fall off! :lol:

    P.S. Don, that was a GOOD ONE! :lol:
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    Sam06 wrote:
    spasmcreek wrote:
    and ..........???????

    My whole toe is now purple, but it doesn't really hurt anymore.


    Need some of those high end garden hand snips. The kind with an anvil base on one side, a really sharp blade on the other.

    Lop that puppy off.
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