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This is the guy who just needs to be shot

Sam06
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OCTOBER 23--A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of ?large stuffed animal toys? inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge.

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Cody Christopher Meader, 20, entered the retailer around 2 PM Tuesday and approached a display of merchandise featuring characters from the Disney film ?Frozen.?

Meader, seen at right, selected a ?large Olaf stuffed animal? and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to ?dry hump? the cinematic snowman ?until he ejaculated on the merchandise,? a cop reported.

Meader returned the soiled Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he ?selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ?dry hump? this item.?

After consorting with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly ?admitted to doing ?stupid stuff? and admitted that he had ?nutted? on the Olaf stuffed animal.?

Just put one in his head and walk away :twisted:
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  • buschmaster
    this is bizarre! I don't know why but today I was thinking, a thread is going to come along where my response would be "this looks like a candidate for Death by Booga-Booga".

    and here we are.

    so...

    this looks like a candidate for Death by Booga-Booga.
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  • SCOUT5
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  • JamesRK
    He is so deranged I?m not sure ?one in his head? will improve his mental health. Worth a try I guess.
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  • Sam06
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.
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  • ltcdoty
    Sam06 wrote:
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.


    When I was about five, my father and I came upon two dogs going at it. I asked my dad what they were doing. He told me the dog in front was sick, and the one in back was pushing it to the hospital.
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  • Smitty500mag
    He must be crazy! The stuffed animals at Toys-R-Us are a lot better.
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  • Mark G
    Sam06 wrote:
    OK you are walking your grand-daughter through Target and you come upon this pervert humping a stuffed animal in the aisle, What Do You Do?


    I think I would walk up and kick him in the junk.

    I believe his junk was otherwise occupied.
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  • us55840
    SCOUT5 wrote:


    Anyone check to see if he is a registered Democrat?

    They are all for 'anything goes' and tolerance! :lol:
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  • nmyers
    This is a case where the individual needs to taken before a federal court where he can be "adjudicated a mental defective". That would prevent him from every possessing a firearm. Otherwise, GCA is destined to remain a joke.

    Neal
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  • Spider7115
    What a moron! Everybody knows Unicorns aren't real. :roll:
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  • bambihunter
    ltcdoty wrote:

    When I was about five, my father and I came upon two dogs going at it.

    So both you and your father came on the dogs? :lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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  • shilowar
    LMAO @ nutted
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  • dreher
    WOW!! This freak is seriously mentally defective! Humping stuffed animals in public, again, just WOW, OMG! This is just so stupid I don't even know what to say. All I can think of is, at least he didn't hurt anyone.

    Which I guess that makes him better than child molesters, abusers of children, wife beaters, rapists,animal abusers, drunk drivers, and your everyday garden variety of criminal stickup types, thieves, arsonists and muggers. And probably a whole bunch of things I didn't think of.

    OK, comparing a stuffed animal humper to anything in my second paragraph, looking at it that way, he might be a sick person but nowhere near as bad as I originally thought.
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