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us55840
Be careful out there. . .
After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.

She said, "Who Was That Guy?"

:o :shock:
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    When I asked the Dr. "Where should I put my pants?"

    (And) He replied "over there, by mine." I became worried. :o :shock: :?
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  • jimdeere
    You guys ain?t right.
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    Abby Normal. :D
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  • mrmike08075
    When you feel hands on both your hips your in trouble.

    Mike
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  • grdad45
    My Doctor said, as he put on his glove, "I'm not going to enjoy this any more than you."
    I replied, "You can put you whole damned arm up in there if it will keep me from suffering and dying from prostate cancer like my Dad!"
    True story!!!
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  • jimdeere
    Makes you wonder, who starts medical school and says to themselves ?I think I?ll become a proctologist.??
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  • truthful
    There is a pecking order for medical school graduates. Those in the top of the class become brain surgeons and cardiologists. Those at the bottom of the class become ..........................
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  • Ditch-Runner
    when I was around 30 years old give or take a couple years
    I had to have one done ( I do not even remember what my problem was at the time , my family Doc told Me , I should have it done )
    so the dreaded day arrives
    1st thew nurse walks in ask have you ever been to a exam like this .. me well No ,, she started laughing :shock: said well take off your clothes and cover up with this sheet get on the bed the Doc will be in
    the doc comes in some small talk about the exam and comments well Dave, I am going to stick my finger up your bung hole and you will not like it just relax .. ya sure doc .. which I replied well doc I sure hope I do not like it :D we were both right I did not like it at all I felt so violated , :oops: :oops:
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  • Hessian
    My wife picked my Urologist, she is one of my wife's girlfriends, Six feet tall, a natural blonde, real easy on the eyes and built like the proverbial brick outhouse.

    Makes prostate exams almost bearable. :)
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  • tsavo303
    Dr:?It?s perfectly natural to get an erection during this!?
    ?Huh. I?m not?
    Dr: ?wasn?t talking about you!?
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  • jimdeere
    :lol:
    That?s it. I ain?t never getting another one.
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  • WearyTraveler
    tsavo303 wrote:
    Dr:?It?s perfectly natural to get an erection during this!?
    ?Huh. I?m not?
    Dr: ?wasn?t talking about you!?

    Now that?s a funny one! :o
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  • He Dog
    Well, there is another 8 posters blocked.
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  • drl50
    jimdeere wrote:
    Makes you wonder, who starts medical school and says to themselves ?I think I?ll become a proctologist.??
    Every family practitioner who does physical exams is a proctologist, at least with one of his fingers. :shock:
    Friend of mine switched to a women doctor because they have shorter fingers. I asked him if he had seen her yet. He said no and I said , they don't trim their fingernails you know.:cry:
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  • gearheaddad
    I had one in March. 2 weeks after my 60th birthday.
    Wife made the appt with her Dr.
    I had not been to a Doctor in 10-12 years!
    True Story:
    She snaps on the rubber gloves and lubes me up, enters, and says "Wow, that's impressive!" I said, "I know, right? My Grandma always said I had a behind like a girl!" She says, I wasn't talking about that, You have the Prostate of a 21 year old.......She takes the gloves off and I reached for a pair. She looked at me a little funny and I said, "MY TURN!"
    Then, she sat on a stool and told me she would check me for a hernia. I stood in front of her holding down my gown and said, "I take no responsibilities for his behavior down there", let go of the gown and stepped forward!
    She asked me, "do you sit around at night or out in your thinking of this stuff?" I said, Nope! It's the only way I can possibly get through an appt like this!
    She also told me I should focus a little more on a plant based diet. I said, make up your mind, you just told me to cut down on my alcohol consumption. Bourbon, Vodka, and beer IS Plant Based!

    I don't think I'm her favorite patient........
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  • jltrent
    checkyourowngland.jpg
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  • US Military Guy
    gearheaddad wrote:
    snip . . .

    I don't think I'm her favorite patient........

    I had some foot surgery at the VA about three weeks ago. At the follow-up appointment, he talked about removing the pin he had left in one of my toes (on purpose :D ). He said it would not hurt to pull it out.

    I told him, if it did I would beat him with a stick. We agreed to my terms.

    My appointment is tomorrow. I spent yesterday morning in my woodworking shop turning him a ball-point ink pen from Bloodwood.

    How am I supposed to beat him with a stick, if I don't bring a stick?

    Yeah, I am pretty sure he will remember me.

    It looks like these. I turned them for the Doctor and Nurses that took care of me in ICU.

    ZyFDaIV.jpg?1
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  • gearheaddad
    gearheaddad wrote:
    snip . . .

    I don't think I'm her favorite patient........

    I had some foot surgery at the VA about three weeks ago. At the follow-up appointment, he talked about removing the pin he had left in one of my toes (on purpose :D ). He said it would not hurt to pull it out.

    I told him, if it did I would beat him with a stick. We agreed to my terms.

    My appointment is tomorrow. I spent yesterday morning in my woodworking shop turning him a ball-point ink pen from Bloodwood.

    How am I supposed to beat him with a stick, if I don't bring a stick?

    Yeah, I am pretty sure he will remember me.

    It looks like these. I turned them for the Doctor and Nurses that took care of me in ICU.

    ZyFDaIV.jpg?1
    I would buy a couple of those pens if you sell them! They look beautiful!
    PM me with a price if you're interested,and we can put something together!
    Ed
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  • lew07
    Took 5 medics to restrain Me when the Doctor appeared with a 5ft pole with a hook on the end.
    He told Me ?Relax I?m only going to open the windows? :lol:
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  • Henry0Reilly
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  • US Military Guy
    gearheaddad wrote:
    gearheaddad wrote:
    snip . . .

    I don't think I'm her favorite patient........

    I had some foot surgery at the VA about three weeks ago. At the follow-up appointment, he talked about removing the pin he had left in one of my toes (on purpose :D ). He said it would not hurt to pull it out.

    I told him, if it did I would beat him with a stick. We agreed to my terms.

    My appointment is tomorrow. I spent yesterday morning in my woodworking shop turning him a ball-point ink pen from Bloodwood.

    How am I supposed to beat him with a stick, if I don't bring a stick?

    Yeah, I am pretty sure he will remember me.

    It looks like these. I turned them for the Doctor and Nurses that took care of me in ICU.
    I would buy a couple of those pens if you sell them! They look beautiful!
    PM me with a price if you're interested,and we can put something together!
    Ed

    I sent you a PM, but I have not heard from you - and my message does not appear in my outbox. Perhaps you can try and PM me?

    stl
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  • gearheaddad
    gearheaddad wrote:


    I had some foot surgery at the VA about three weeks ago. At the follow-up appointment, he talked about removing the pin he had left in one of my toes (on purpose :D ). He said it would not hurt to pull it out.

    I told him, if it did I would beat him with a stick. We agreed to my terms.

    My appointment is tomorrow. I spent yesterday morning in my woodworking shop turning him a ball-point ink pen from Bloodwood.

    How am I supposed to beat him with a stick, if I don't bring a stick?

    Yeah, I am pretty sure he will remember me.

    It looks like these. I turned them for the Doctor and Nurses that took care of me in ICU.
    I would buy a couple of those pens if you sell them! They look beautiful!
    PM me with a price if you're interested,and we can put something together!
    Ed

    I sent you a PM, but I have not heard from you - and my message does not appear in my outbox. Perhaps you can try and PM me?

    stl
    I just sent an email.
    Let me know if you dont get it.
    Ed
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  • US Military Guy
    gearheaddad wrote:
    I just sent an email.
    Let me know if you dont get it.
    Ed

    Nope. I think the PM system here must be broke. :roll:

    Try this (using conventional email format).

    6270productions at gmail dot com
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  • gearheaddad
    gearheaddad wrote:
    I just sent an email.
    Let me know if you dont get it.
    Ed

    Nope. I think the PM system here must be broke. :roll:

    Try this (using conventional email format).

    6270productions at gmail dot com

    Email sent!
    Ed
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  • US Military Guy
    gearheaddad wrote:

    Email sent!
    Ed

    Check your email.

    stl
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  • kimberkid
    When I was young I wanted to go to Medical School.

    At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

    Those who answered SPINE are doctors today while the rest of us are posting jokes on the internet.
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