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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."
[/media]The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."
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They must have been camping in the NJ wilderness!0 -
Surrounded my Savages, the Lone Ranger looks at Tonto - "Looks like we are in deep doo doo Tonto."
To which Tonto replies, "What you mean, We, White Man?" :? 0 -
Brookwood wrote: They must have been camping in the NJ wilderness!
You would be surprised at what N NJ offers. (I was.) West Milford, Greenwood Lake - where I bought a 800sq. ft. 1947 Chestnut Log cabin. Large (21 mi.) around lake to my front, Appalachian Trail/Bearfort Mtn./Ridge behind me. Could literally throw a rock from my backyard, and get it in to NY State. (Right on the line.) Absolutely beautiful. Too many examples to enumerate here. You would be most surprised, I'd bet. Southern Pine Barrens where Oakie lives, the same.
More up close and personal Bear encounters, than any where I have ever lived. (And I have lived all over.)
I made the very best of a bad situation for many years. (Long story.)
Where I lived was absolutely beautiful. Sunsets over the lake, incredible,0 -
KenK/84Bravo wrote:Brookwood wrote: They must have been camping in the NJ wilderness!
You would be surprised at what N NJ offers. ....
....Where I lived was absolutely beautiful. Sunsets over the lake, incredible,
Ken,
You misunderstood.
"NJ" is the abbreviation for New Jersey not North Jacksonville.!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacksonville,_Florida0 -
Remember both their horse's names :?: 0 -
Silver and Scout. 0 -
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lone ranger say "Tonto got to town and get information" and then you would see Tonto go to the saloon where they did not serve Indians and usually got beat up ???????...finally Tonto told LR to go to hell, he was tired of being thumped around while LR lounged around the campfire and laundered his mask.......and Silver...LR would vault into the saddle and holler "HI YO Silver" to go after the bad guys...finally SIlver balked at this saying...."wait a minute, how much of a lead have they got this time...ten, twenty , thirty five miles... i run my butt ragged and then they shoot at me ??????.....it was fun Saturday morn black & white TV stuff 0 -
KenK/84Bravo wrote:Brookwood wrote: They must have been camping in the NJ wilderness!
You would be surprised at what N NJ offers. (I was.) West Milford, Greenwood Lake - where I bought a 800sq. ft. 1947 Chestnut Log cabin. Large (21 mi.) around lake to my front, Appalachian Trail/Bearfort Mtn./Ridge behind me. Could literally throw a rock from my backyard, and get it in to NY State. (Right on the line.) Absolutely beautiful. Too many examples to enumerate here. You would be most surprised, I'd bet. Southern Pine Barrens where Oakie lives, the same.
Our hideout in the Pines.
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That is some nasty looking brown water. Pine Barrens? 0 -
It is Cedar water. It was once prized by sailors and pirates since it would keep without spoiling for long periods of time. 0 -
Interesting. Easter juniper forest there I guess. 0 -
i neer thought about the water situation on the old sailing ships. i guess it was a toss up between drinking pine sol and pond scum. no wonder rum was prevalent 0 -
there are only 4 Lone Ranger jokes. need to make more.
preferably involving Chuck Norris.0 -
Actually, nutritionally rum will not replace water. Try it and die. Rum is it's own good reason! 0 -
He Dog wrote:Actually, nutritionally rum will not replace water. Try it and die. Rum is it's own good reason!
it might purify the swamp water0 -
True that, might even make it taste better. Halzone is lighter and easier to carry. Did the sailing ships have back packer filters? Should had 'em. REI has them. 0 -
EW0302 wrote:It is Cedar water. It was once prized by sailors and pirates since it would keep without spoiling for long periods of time.
Bingo!0 -
The color of the water, has to do with Tannines released from leaves.
It has nothing to do with the purity of the water.0
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