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A recent multi-college survey funded by the US government shows a large percentage (68%) of mass shooters, at the time of the shootings, were wearing clothes purchased from Walmart.
In other news:
Walmart announced today they will stop selling clothes in all of their US stores.
This just in:
Democratic candidate, Beto Orourke, tweeted today that after he is elected president he will push through congress a law to buy-back all clothing in America. Details to follow.
In other news:
Walmart announced today they will stop selling clothes in all of their US stores.
This just in:
Democratic candidate, Beto Orourke, tweeted today that after he is elected president he will push through congress a law to buy-back all clothing in America. Details to follow.
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If he wants my Walmart underwear, he can pry them from my cold, dead buttcheeks 0 -
Speaking of buyback DEMOCRAT mayor and Alfred E Neuman lookalike Pete Bootywhole is telling everyone he supports a ban on all military type assault weapons, in particular ARs and if he gets elected he will propose a government buyback of all AR type weapons. CNN is now drooling over him.0 -
I will gladly sell them all mine 10K each firearm they want to ban , 300.00 for each magazine , another 5.00 a round for the ammo and current market
retail for the scope's and add on's . no dealing or negotiation of prices also paid in gold no fresh printed toilet paper
if they want them that bad its a seller market0 -
jimdeere wrote:If he wants my Walmart underwear, he can pry them from my cold, dead buttcheeks0 -
Ditch-Runner wrote:I will gladly sell them all mine 10K each firearm they want to ban , 300.00 for each magazine , another 5.00 a round for the ammo and current market
retail for the scope's and add on's . no dealing or negotiation of prices also paid in gold no fresh printed toilet paper
if they want them that bad its a seller market
Dateline 10 February 2011. This just in:
President O'Rourke has declared July 1, 2021 to be the first day of his miraculous Gun-Free America.
President O and his First Partner held a press conference in the Hemp Garden at the Beigehouse this morning.
He proudly announced, "From that day forward any person caught possessing a firearm of any type will be immediately jailed without bond and charged with felony possession."
Per the recent legislation, now known as the Gun-Free America law, the 30 Days prior to 1 July, 2021 has been designated, the Buy-Back Interval.
During this period, owners of firearms are required to turn in their guns at an ATF office. Each firearm surrendered will entitle its owner to the more-than-generous buy-back fee of $100. It is unknown at this time if payment will be government check, a voucher to be applied to Federal Income taxes, or a SNAP card.
More as this story develops.0 -
After last night's Democrat debate, a spokesperson for the DNC said, "Since the public debacle of the yesterday's debate we unamiously agree we could never win the 2020 election. Therefore, as an honorary gesture, we will run Joe Biden for the office of President of the United States. We want to do something nice for him before he totally loses his mind to Dementia. Of course, we will insist he select a female running mate for the sake of political correctness and Warren has been selected. General consenus here in the DNC is that she is a tremendus libility and will most likely commit total political suicide during the campaign. Following that, we are planning a complete overhaul of the Democratic party and will be supporting an intelligent candidate for president in 2024." 0 -
bustedknee wrote:After last night's Democrat debate, a spokesperson for the DNC said, "Since the public debacle of the yesterday's debate we unamiously agree we could never win the 2020 election. Therefore, as an honorary gesture, we will run Joe Biden for the office of President of the United States. We want to do something nice for him before he totally loses his mind to Dementia. Of course, we will insist he select a female running mate for the sake of political correctness and Warren has been selected. General consenus here in the DNC is that she is a tremendus libility and will most likely commit total political suicide during the campaign. Following that, we are planning a complete overhaul of the Democratic party and will be supporting an intelligent candidate for president in 2024."
If only that were true.0 -
Ditch-Runner wrote:I will gladly sell them all mine 10K each firearm they want to ban , 300.00 for each magazine , another 5.00 a round for the ammo and current market
retail for the scope's and add on's . no dealing or negotiation of prices also paid in gold no fresh printed toilet paper
if they want them that bad its a seller market
I saw one of them (who cares which one, aren't they all the same?) comment that it would not be "confiscation" since money would be offered during the buy back program.
Do you suppose she would be interested in selling me her house for . . . say $5.00?0 -
This news release just in from the desk of the Mayor Muriel Bowser of the District of Columbia.
Here in the Mayor?s office we support every citizen?s right to speech, assembly, and impeachment but events over this past weekend triggered a special session of the Council of the District of Columbia. This session consequently produced the District of Columbia Drivers? Charter Declaration of Civil Rights Document of 2019.
The DCDCDCRD19, as it is known, will be printed in its entirety in all newspapers across the country and is available on Facebook to Registered Democrats.
What follows is the simplified version written by the mayor?s staff in an effort to reach out to the typically low-IQ protesters that block roadways.
Last week this office issued a permit for a demonstration to bring world attention to the issue of Global Warming. Of the thousands of people that arrived in DC, police quickly determined the majority were Trans-sexual Twerkers (twerktesters)interested only in disrupting traffic and ?twerking?. Many important Democrats were hindered from going about their personal business over the weekend.
Therefore, from this day forward, world-citizens? protests will in no way be restricted, however, it shall be legal for any licensed driver in the lawful boundaries of the District of Columbia to ?Drive-through? any and all Twerkers or other protesters blocking a roadway. All pedestrian (twerkers, tourists, even some Republicans), are protected in crosswalks, on sidewalks, and inside buildings.
Drivers are further encouraged to show leniency with protesters in the roadway but not hindering the flow of traffic. However no driver will be charged with any infraction if the protester?s body is determined to have been on the drivable service at the time of impact. Sworn driver statement to suffice.
Departments of Motor Vehicles in all states shall add a section to their handbooks outlining proper procedures for DCDCDCRD19. A driver should slow down in preparation to drive-through a twerktester, maintaining control of their vehicle at all times. A down-shift is recommended in that a slow-speed (10-15MPH) drive-through will produce satisfactory results without undue damage to vehicles.
We do not expect these ?Twerktesting Festivals? to become a lasting fad, in DC at least.0 -
Ditch-Runner wrote:I will gladly sell them all mine 10K each firearm they want to ban , 300.00 for each magazine , another 5.00 a round for the ammo and current market
retail for the scope's and add on's . no dealing or negotiation of prices also paid in gold no fresh printed toilet paper
if they want them that bad its a seller market
you know... if they had it their way, they would make you pay that much... so why not0
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