Best advice your dad ever gave you?
Don"t be cheap. You cannot hide it.
Be mannerly. Bad manners are very apparent.
Do not try to figure out women. Cannot be done.
Always tell the truth. Lies are hard to remember.
Be mannerly. Bad manners are very apparent.
Do not try to figure out women. Cannot be done.
Always tell the truth. Lies are hard to remember.
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If you're not in bed by midnight...come home. 0 -
knocked me thru the barn door 
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When President Truman fired General Mac Arthur, "Nobody is so good that they cannot be replaced." Society in general, "it's the only world we have so you have to make the best of it." 0 -
If you are going to do it,, take your time and do it right the first time,,in will save you time and money in the long run 0 -
never draw to an inside straight
nothing is worth a nickle more than you can sell it for today0 -
Hots on the left
Colds on the right
Shit rolls downhill
The boss is a prick
Payday is on Friday
Always date women with hands smaller than yours
Once you pass 35 years of age, never get your ass over your head
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect
Use your head for something other than a hat rack0 -
There is nothing good going on after 11:00 pm . You need to be on the way home 0 -
OK :
Tell the truth ( you dont have to remember lies ) :
Money cant buy happiness ( but with enough $ , You can rent the hell out of it ) :
If your gonna be stupid : You better be tough !
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Don't breathe under water .
Don't
wipe your a** with broken glass.0 -
Do as I say, not as I do!
Very proud of you son for going in the service, just don't ever volunteer for anything!
After my 2nd motorcycle accident as a teenager......I highly recommend you stick with 4 wheels for the remainder of your life!
Your mother thinks you should......fill in the blank, any blank!
You can watch TV after your chores and homework is done!
Go out back and cut me a willow branch so I can whip your ass!0 -
One that didn't take: Never call a man a Son of a Bitch. 0 -
My father wasn?t a talkative man. He never really sat me down and gave advice. He did, however, work his ass of. Made payments as promised. Swore 2 times that I ever heard. Set a great example.
He didn?t give me ?advice.? He gave me responsibility and reliability.0 -
forgemonkey wrote:Avoid ?penguins? !!0 -
Learn to type. 0 -
Don?t touch that, boy. It?s expensive.
I was 11 years old before I figured out my name wasn?t Get Coal.0 -
forgemonkey wrote:Avoid ?penguins? !!0 -
On my way to Basic Training...told me to keep my mouth shut, and to form up in the middle of the company. They usually don't mess with the guys in the middle. It was good advice.. 0 -
"You are going to work your entire life so pick something you really like to do". THANKS DAD !! 0 -
"aaahh! aaahh! omg! omg! I wish I would have listened to my mommy!"
"what did she say?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening!"0 -
When you look at a girl check out her mom.
Thats what she will look like in 20 years... :ugeek:0 -
If it?s got t*ts or wheels it will give you problems. 0 -
Never let anyone abuse you if you can stop it.
Always try to land on your feet.
Money can't buy happiness but it can make misery a hell of a lot more tolerable.
If you can't afford to pay cash, you can't afford it.
Never get involved with a woman with more problems than you.0 -
If you cannot pay cash wait till you can.
Lookout for #1..yourself.
Be careful who you trust, even some cops are dirty.0 -
work hard and learn as much as you can , always be early every day on the job , do not let anyone bully or try and screw you over fight if you have too
after 40 years of age your body starts going recovery and things you use to do will be slower and more difficult
no real advise on girls or drinking or personal matters I think figured I would figure it out as I went along in place of trying to tell me like I would have listened any way ( I think he been ther done that as a kid )
oh for the car guys he did not want me to buy anything but a ford ( first chevy him and my uncles did owned me thought I went crazy )
growing up I never heard my dad say any profanity or even close .
when I was 19 I started working construction ( union ) 1st day I got to work with my dad . it was night and day he said words and did things I did not even know he knew
we rode together on some jobs so I ask him WTH was that he said growing up he was taught never cuss or do lewd acts in front of women and kids
any man who did was punched to the ground by th eother men for disrespect , ( lot different times and values ) but he held to them
so I adjusted to his double life of quiet hard working dad and a man of many phrases and actions at work :shock: :shock:0 -
Not so much when driving the 356, but when driving the 911
"Keep your foot on the gas in the corners dammit!"
For those of you unfamiliar with the behavior of a rear engined rear wheel drive car, if you do let your foot off the gas in the corner, and you are ummm.... "driving at speed" .... your tail end will try to come around and become your front end. Definitely not a good thing to have happen.0 -
monday assignment for high school english class was to write a poem...couldnt think of a thing so i asked dad and he told me one....all the others in class monday morn gave the " o to the the little birdies and flowers" and crap like that then it was my turn , stood up and recited..." beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot... the more you toot the better you feel , so why not have beans for every meal"......old gal teacher was laughing so hard she cried and i got first prize...rest of the class hated me 0 -
Always use a rubber and never weed whack without safety glasses. 0 -
If you don't have time to do it right the first time, you damn sure don't have time to go back and do it again.
Don't use force, get a bigger hammer!0 -
If you are going to demand someone's attention, have something of substance to say.
I've known a lot of people who could talk for hours without actually saying anything.0 -
"trust everyone, but always ask to cut the cards"
"the only woman that won't give you up, is your Mother"
"We raised you not to be a good child, but to be a good person"0
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