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Smitty500mag
My wife was vacuuming earlier today while I was trying to listen to some music while lying in my recliner surfing the Internet on my lap top and you'd think I was doing something wrong?? I told her after she finished the vacuuming and doing what ever else needed to be done around the house that I'd have sex with her to in order to make up for my share of the work. You'd think that would maker her happy? Well noooo it didn't amazingly! :roll:

Anyway, you know those little dust mops that's used to clean ceiling fan blades? The handle of one of those things, when struck across the forehead with one, makes a nasty little whelp. :shock: :oops:
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  • WearyTraveler
    Just can?t make them happy....
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  • hillbille
    Just can?t make them happy....

    yep usually the only ones you can make happy, aren't yours!! which can lead to a whole new level of unhappy............
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  • NeoBlackdog
    I bought my wife a mood ring so that I can better gauge her moods and I'll be darned if it doesn't work! When she's sad it turns blue, when she's happy it turns green, and when she's pissed at me it leaves a big red welt on my forehead!
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  • discusdad
    blame.. yourself bucko.....you shudda told her to stop for a little bit and make you a sandwich quickly.but noooooo you chose sex. at your age really. a good sandwich is priceless.
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  • hillbille
    discusdad wrote:
    blame.. yourself bucko.....you shudda told her to stop for a little bit and make you a sandwich quickly.but noooooo you chose sex. at your age really. a good sandwich is priceless.


    yeah but even staring at a nice BLT or juicy hamburger, sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind and go all in and ask for sex, one of these days she may mess up and say yes, then what?????????????
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  • spasmcreek
    anyone who remembers mood rings is to old to get any good out of one...what does it mean if you watch the color fade to black ???
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  • Smitty500mag
    spasmcreek wrote:
    anyone who remembers mood rings is to old to get any good out of one...what does it mean if you watch the color fade to black ???

    Your EBT card is about to run out?
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  • WearyTraveler
    Smitty500mag wrote:
    spasmcreek wrote:
    anyone who remembers mood rings is to old to get any good out of one...what does it mean if you watch the color fade to black ???

    Your EBT card is about to run out?

    Now that?s funny!
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  • 35 Whelen
    Next time, just dive behind the couch, and heave chocolate bars over the top like hand grenades.
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  • wpageabc
    Its true boys.

    Cant live with em or with out them.

    Its the tender trap God created to keep the world moving in the right direction :arrow:
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  • Mr. Perfect
    As Norm from Cheers once said: Women, can't live with em, can't shoot 'em.
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  • fatcat458
    Daddy said Women were a 'Sometime Thing'. Sometimes you need em. Sometimes you Don't. ;)
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  • dreher
    I have noticed in my life that couples rarely seem to be on the same sexual wave length. A really horney guy always seems to be paired with a woman who could care less about sex. A hot and bothered woman always seems to be paired with a man who would rather go to sleep than service his wife.


    When it comes to men/women and sex, God laughs!! We have provided Him with an unending source of entertainment!! :lol:
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  • diver-rig
    Mr. Perfect wrote:
    As Norm from Cheers once said: Women, can't live with em, can't shoot 'em.

    The actual quote is, and I do use it, is

    "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts."
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  • Mr. Perfect
    diver-rig wrote:
    Mr. Perfect wrote:
    As Norm from Cheers once said: Women, can't live with em, can't shoot 'em.

    The actual quote is, and I do use it, is

    "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts."
    I've heard it both ways.
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  • select-fire
    You know why women have short feet? VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    So they can stand closer to the sink to do the dishes.
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  • 11b6r
    For her birthday, I got mine a new belt and a new bag.

    You'd think she'd be happy.

    Vacuum cleaner runs good as new now...?.
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  • mrmike08075
    She is already disappointed in your behavior in the living room...

    Why make things worse and disappoint her (again) in the bedroom as well.

    Finish your episode of mattock or murder she wrote - tighten up your knee or back brace - recline the chair - and when she is done with the work of the day take your pre dinner nap.

    Mike
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  • Brookwood
    35 Whelen wrote:
    Next time, just dive behind the couch NAKED, and heave chocolate bars over the top like hand grenades.

    THERE! I REALLY FIXED IT FOR YOU! :lol:
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