The thread went bye, but here's the joke anyway

There's the story about Tony Gudio......

Tony had a terrible gambling problem. He was into 3 different loan sharks for big money.
So Tony decides to fake his own dealt so as not to pay off the loans.
On the day of the "funeral" , Tony laid there in the coffin still as could be.

The first loanshark came in to pay his respects and said over Tony's body.."Tony, Tony, why did you kill your self??? I would have forgiven the loan if you were that worried"

Then the second loanshark leaned over the casket and cried, "Oh Tony, it was only $8,000 , we could have worked out something...why kill yourself???"

The last loanshark came in and leaned over Tony and said, " You SOB!! you beat me out of $5,000 !! I'm gona take this knife and stab you right in your heart, you POS!!.


Tony, opened one eye and said......"YOU I'll pay !!!"