"Free if you purchase..."

Mr. Perfect

July 16, 2019 20:43

I don't know about you folks, but I have been seeing the titular phrase a lot in marketing lately; more so seemingly than in days gone by. It's quite the oxymoron, with emPHAsis on moron.

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  Ricci Wright

  July 16, 2019 21:13

  It only works out if you buy a lot. The more you buy the more free stuff you get. Hahahahaha. And time shares are a great idea. Everyone deserves a $80,000 pickup. I?ll just refinance my house and buy a new Harley. All sound advise and the reason so many Americans couldn?t come up with a thousand dollars in cash if their life depended on it. Sa la vie.

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  Chief Shaway

  July 16, 2019 21:32

  Shipping is free.
  Get a second one for free.
  Just pay a separate handling fee. ?

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