400,000 people to storm Area 51
some ding dong on facebook says he is planning a "raid" where lots and lots of people storm Area 51 so they can get to see the aliens. the idea is that if there are so many people, they can't be stopped.
the event is called "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"
https://www.facebook.com/events/448435052621047/?active_tab=about
here is the plan of attack:
Naruto is a cartoon character.
Area 51, also called Dreamland and Paradise Ranch, is officially called Groom Lake, which is a highly classified area in the interior of Nellis Air Force Range, which is an area of 4500 square miles owned by the Air Force for the purpose of nuclear testing, aerial gunnery and bombing tests, aerospace proving grounds, simulated air defense systems, and Blue Flag, Green Flag and Red Flag aerial combat exercises with NATO and other allies.
at the end of the facebook page it says
Area 51 is a "remote detachment" of Edwards Air Force Base, which is in southern California and not anywhere near Area 51. if there were extraterrestrial aliens associated with Area 51 they would be at Edwards instead of chained to a tree in the middle of a bombing range.
nevertheless, 378,000 people (and counting) have signed up to do this. probably most of them are joking as much as the "raid" planner is, but you know there will be some that actually show up. and, you know if they are stupid enough to try to bum rush the place, they are going to get their asses blown off.
anyways my question is this:
say it was for real and almost 400,000 people try to simultaneously force their way into Area 51 in search of aliens.
can they do it?
the event is called "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"
https://www.facebook.com/events/448435052621047/?active_tab=about
here is the plan of attack:
We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens.
Naruto is a cartoon character.
Area 51, also called Dreamland and Paradise Ranch, is officially called Groom Lake, which is a highly classified area in the interior of Nellis Air Force Range, which is an area of 4500 square miles owned by the Air Force for the purpose of nuclear testing, aerial gunnery and bombing tests, aerospace proving grounds, simulated air defense systems, and Blue Flag, Green Flag and Red Flag aerial combat exercises with NATO and other allies.
at the end of the facebook page it says
P.S. Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan," Jackson mentions. "I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet. I'm not responsible if people decide to actually storm area 51.
Area 51 is a "remote detachment" of Edwards Air Force Base, which is in southern California and not anywhere near Area 51. if there were extraterrestrial aliens associated with Area 51 they would be at Edwards instead of chained to a tree in the middle of a bombing range.
nevertheless, 378,000 people (and counting) have signed up to do this. probably most of them are joking as much as the "raid" planner is, but you know there will be some that actually show up. and, you know if they are stupid enough to try to bum rush the place, they are going to get their asses blown off.
anyways my question is this:
say it was for real and almost 400,000 people try to simultaneously force their way into Area 51 in search of aliens.
can they do it?
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I'd be astounded if more than 100 show up - and none of the originators of this hoax. There will, however, be a live TV truck there to document the "thousands" of activists. 0 -
11b6r wrote:Go mucking around in the desert you are likely to find aliens.
Pedro, Roberto, Manuel and Jesus. They will take your wallet, watch, smart phone and bottle of Evian.
And Evian spelled backwards is: Naive ~ not long ago, anyone paying a buck for a bottle of water would have been considered STUPID, not just naive.
Regardless, could be a good time to invest in an undertaking service in the area.0 -
catch the half dozen idiots that actually show up and give em a salt water and gravel enema rat there in the desert and head em OUT on foot.....national security could be a real life experience some places NOT on our borders ??? 0 -
Over a million now. 0 -
Talk to some of the folks in Hollywood. Arrange to borrow a few aliens for show and tell.
You have your choice of the one that Sigourney Weaver met, or the one Arnold met in Predator.
Forget this E.T. and little green men crap. "Oh- we're not trying to keep you OUT- we're trying to keep THEM in. " Scare the living crap outa the snowflakes.0 -
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maybe they need to rethink this
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The 7 people saying NO THEY CAN"T either mis-read the question or have been confused between the International Border surrounding the U.S. and Military Base Borders. 0 -
a quick flyby of puff pouring out lead will stop them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKOrpyO0z48
And that was 50 years ago. The military has far more firepower today.0 -
dunbarboyz wrote:If 400,000 liberal millennials show up AOC is going to be there to lead them.
Let's certainly hope so, and let's hope that she gets blown away before everybody turns tail and runs, including her0 -
Also it's odd that trespassing here is "illegal" but crossing the US border is not. Maybe the whole border area should be Area 51? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQ7nGGWwt80 -
some things are more illegal than others. 0 -
Marc1301 wrote:It's nothing but a big joke,.....really.
Sure, a small group of real fruitcakes will probably show up somewhere, dressed like aliens or God knows what, and stand there holding signs in an attempt at their fifteen minutes of fame. Nothing more to it.
There are no aliens being stored at Area 51, or anywhere else on this planet. The only aliens that exist are the illegal variety.
It's apparent that you don't know about all the politicians in Washington then. There isn't one of them that is from this planet...0 -
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My father and his best friend both joined the army in ww2. Both were in the 82 nd Airbourne. Dad got out at the end but Archie stayed in . Archie went on to serve two tours as a gunner in Spooky in the early years of if he Vietnam war . Truly an amazing warship. 0 -
pulsarnc wrote:My father and his best friend both joined the army in ww2. Both were in the 82 nd Airbourne. Dad got out at the end but Archie stayed in . Archie went on to serve two tours as a gunner in Spooky in the early years of if he Vietnam war . Truly an amazing warship.
Yea, only spits out 2,000 rounds a minute.0 -
Not only that, it can magically appear in the wrong thread! 0 -
Tear gas
Puke gas
Visual irritant gas
Skin irritant gas
Smoke grenades
Stronger and more harmful gas compounds
Flash bangs
Fire hoses
Foam
Direct heat rays
Sonic weapons and noise makers
Stun grenades
Rubber buckshot
Military grade anti personal paint ball loads
Non lethal incapacitant mines
Aerosol or liquid contact pharmaceutical compounds
Sticky compound bombs
And a hundred other things I don't even know about...
And you are correct - after the first rows or ranks or waves go down or experience extremely unpleasant side effects the rest of the buy jobs and snowflakes will turn and run away - killing each other in a stampede to get away.
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If I read correctly, the mass invasion was supposed to take place in the wee hours of July 20.
WELL?0 -
whaaaat there's a wikipedia page on it, saying "currently planned for September 20, 2019 at Area 51"
no mention of July 20.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Area_51,_They_Can't_Stop_All_of_Us0 -
Well then, I must have read incorrectly. 0 -
They are now talking a million people showing up for this.
It is funny0 -
I thought they said July 20 too. don't know where that came from. oh wellRocky Raab wrote:Well then, I must have read incorrectly.0 -
When all is said and done:
3 dead from heatstroke
3 from dehydration
2 from finding an alien named Carlos who was smuggling coke
! from falling down an arroyo
2 from a traffic accident trying to get there
1 that pointed an airsoft gun at a security officer, and refused order to drop it.
This will be followed by a Congressional enquiry, AOC will denounce the Air Force and call for it being disbanded
There will be hand wringing, viewing with alarm, complaints of how transgender aliens were handled.
Stupid Lives Matter will be organized.
4 Russian businessmen will become millionaires selling "Storm Area 51" T shirts.
46 pregnancies and 75 cases of chlamydia will result.0 -
Did a big hole.
Give them all Obama phones.
Have the aliens alter satellite GPS coordinates for Area 51 to the big hole.
When they all fall in, Re-fill.
Next Problem...0 -
droptop wrote:The 7 people saying NO THEY CAN"T either mis-read the question or have been confused between the International Border surrounding the U.S. and Military Base Borders.
I didn't answer it because I am not sure which way the question leads for which answer.
I am pretty sure it means
Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us (meaning military can't stop all of us)
In which my answer would be:
Yes They Can! (stop everyone)
But, if they mean "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"
No They Can't (succeed)0 -
It WAS rather ambivalent, bh. You're 100% clear with both of your alternate answers, however. Correct, too.
Anybody who reads those "Deadly Force Authorized" signs and thinks they're kidding may be making their very last mistake.
None of this will ever happen, of course.0 -
Great place for a Woodstock anniversary Revival! 8-) Most of the wood stocks will be attached to barreled actions! 0
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