First Things - First --- Joke
Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you??
Caller: ?Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She
goes out with ?the girls? a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she
comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat. When she came
home, she got out of someone?s car buttoning her blouse, then she took
her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline
crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket??
Caller: ?Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She
goes out with ?the girls? a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she
comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat. When she came
home, she got out of someone?s car buttoning her blouse, then she took
her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline
crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket??
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JB Weld for both 0 -
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hit it with a ballpeen hammer and see if the "crack" spreads 0 -
i recommend go to ACE hardware and get some TWO n ONE crack filler....... 0 -
A man who has his priorities right.0 -
Reminds me of the story about the GI stationed in Britain during the war....
"Hey guys, just got a letter from my wife back in states...I'm going to be a father!!!!
Best news I got the last 11 months I've been here!!!"0
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