Blond joke
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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did you hear about the blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in?
they went to see "Closed For The Season"0 -
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R.I.P. cowboy. 0 -
cbxjeff wrote:R.I.P. cowboy.
Nah, it's highly doubtful any of them understood what he was saying0 -
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Blond took her car to the body shop to get all the parking lot dings out of the doors. Being busy, the guys in the shop told her before bringing it in for expensive repairs, she should try fixing it herself- Take it home, park it, left everything cool for a couple of hours- and then go blow REAL hard in the tailpipe- popping out all those dents.
She's out kneeling in the driveway, blowing into the exhaust when her blonde roommate comes out. "Just WHAT are you doing?"
"Guys at the shop told me I could blow in the tailpipe. and pop out the dents in the car."
Roommate puts her hands on her hips, says "Well, DUH! You gotta roll the windows up first!"0
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