A Husband?s Temper - Joke - Ladies going to hate this one
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.
The counselor asks, "What's the problem? "
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your mouth Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?"
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."
The counselor asks, "What's the problem? "
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your mouth Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?"
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."
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But why would the women be mad, it's the truth0 -
Amen. About once a year, I get in to a bad argument with the little lady, she won't let it go, and I have to say "Shut the **** up!"
And then she shuts up. And then, the argument is over.0 -
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and by the 4th day you have full vision againallen griggs wrote:Amen. About once a year, I get in to a bad argument with the little lady, she won't let it go, and I have to say "Shut the **** up!"
And then she shuts up. And then, the argument is over.0 -
Hows that working out for you brother...? allen griggs wrote:Amen. About once a year, I get in to a bad argument with the little lady, she won't let it go, and I have to say "Shut the **** up!"
And then she shuts up. And then, the argument is over.0 -
It works great. She realizes she was out of line. 0
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