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Repeat Felon Drops Drugs From Rectum After Shooting Himself in the Testicles
BY DAN ZIMMERMAN |MAY 23, 2019 |77 COMMENTS
OK, this New York Post headline isn?t up there with Headless Body in Topless Bar, but it?s still worthy of merit.
Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
The details are, well, painful. In a number of ways.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh?.
Wilson, however, wasn?t just a felon. He?s what?s commonly known in law enforcement circles as a recidivist.
Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.
Why the Washington criminal justice system had played a years-long game of catch-and-release with Wilson through 13 prior felony convictions is anyone?s guess. But as we all know, a felon in possession of a firearm is frowned upon in a highly gun-controlled state like Washington (and pretty much everywhere else).
So, while Wilson may not be the sharpest pushpin in life?s bulletin board, he knew enough not to take the gun to the hospital. He had to figure the hospital docs ? and then the cops ? would want to know how he came by his gunshot wound.
But Wilson apparently forgot to relieve himself of all the contraband he had.
When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
Oops. Maybe the pain of the gunshot wound made him forget about the controlled substance in his orifice. The problem is, details like that tend to arouse police officers? level of suspicion. So . . .
Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson?s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
D?oh!
Let?s take a break and sum up, shall we? We have a 13-time felon in possession of a firearm, meth and a balloon full of weed shoved up his back door. Given all of that, you?d think the local constabulary would have clapped him in irons just as soon as the docs were finished sewing him up. Not so much.
The officers issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.
Yes, they let him turn himself in. The only thing more surprising than that is the fact that he actually did it.
But that makes this next detail all the more baffling. After being convicted of 13 prior felonies, you?d think Wilson would be extremely familiar with the whole jail intake process. But . . .
As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.
He was also evidently unaware that prison phone calls are monitored. When he told his girlfriend not to cooperate with investigators, police added four counts of witness tampering on top of all of the other charges he?d accumulated.
With an intellect like that running around in a state that refuses to keep him locked up, Washingtonians can only hope that the gunshot ensured that Wilson will never reproduce.
Repeat Felon Drops Drugs From Rectum After Shooting Himself in the Testicles
BY DAN ZIMMERMAN |MAY 23, 2019 |77 COMMENTS
OK, this New York Post headline isn?t up there with Headless Body in Topless Bar, but it?s still worthy of merit.
Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
The details are, well, painful. In a number of ways.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh?.
Wilson, however, wasn?t just a felon. He?s what?s commonly known in law enforcement circles as a recidivist.
Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.
Why the Washington criminal justice system had played a years-long game of catch-and-release with Wilson through 13 prior felony convictions is anyone?s guess. But as we all know, a felon in possession of a firearm is frowned upon in a highly gun-controlled state like Washington (and pretty much everywhere else).
So, while Wilson may not be the sharpest pushpin in life?s bulletin board, he knew enough not to take the gun to the hospital. He had to figure the hospital docs ? and then the cops ? would want to know how he came by his gunshot wound.
But Wilson apparently forgot to relieve himself of all the contraband he had.
When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
Oops. Maybe the pain of the gunshot wound made him forget about the controlled substance in his orifice. The problem is, details like that tend to arouse police officers? level of suspicion. So . . .
Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson?s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
D?oh!
Let?s take a break and sum up, shall we? We have a 13-time felon in possession of a firearm, meth and a balloon full of weed shoved up his back door. Given all of that, you?d think the local constabulary would have clapped him in irons just as soon as the docs were finished sewing him up. Not so much.
The officers issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.
Yes, they let him turn himself in. The only thing more surprising than that is the fact that he actually did it.
But that makes this next detail all the more baffling. After being convicted of 13 prior felonies, you?d think Wilson would be extremely familiar with the whole jail intake process. But . . .
As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.
He was also evidently unaware that prison phone calls are monitored. When he told his girlfriend not to cooperate with investigators, police added four counts of witness tampering on top of all of the other charges he?d accumulated.
With an intellect like that running around in a state that refuses to keep him locked up, Washingtonians can only hope that the gunshot ensured that Wilson will never reproduce.
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The question / problem is that while we all scream ?hey, lock all these bastages up!? Who?s going to pay for all these prisons?
Don?t get me wrong. I?m not for leaving them on the street... but something needs to make these bozos stop committing crime! Maybe harsher prisons? Maybe less death penalty appeals? Maybe less criminal rights? I don?t know. But these Darwin escapees are multiplying and something needs to weed them out.0 -
As dumb as he is apparently he's a lot smarter than those in charge of the "Justice System" in his home state and that speaks volumes :evil: 0 -
He's certainly not very smart. 13 felonies and still on the street. Makes me wonder what the felonies are. Most anything a person gets in trouble for anymore is a felony. 0 -
""He's certainly not very smart. 13 felonies and still on the street""
I'll call that VERY smart.
You should go and commit just 3 felonies, and see if you are posting on the forums for the next 3 to 12 years.0 -
Well, I guess you could make it up...but nobody would believe you. 0 -
How much was he charging for the "Anus Weed?" 0 -
Chinese have a cure for this. A 9mm in the back of the head to the criminal. Send a bill for the bullet and the transport of the corpse to thier house...
The word gets out and dummies like this turd smarten up.0 -
WearyTraveler wrote:The question / problem is that while we all scream ?hey, lock all these bastages up!? Who?s going to pay for all these prisons?
Don?t get me wrong. I?m not for leaving them on the street... but something needs to make these bozos stop committing crime! Maybe harsher prisons? Maybe less death penalty appeals? Maybe less criminal rights? I don?t know. But these Darwin escapees are multiplying and something needs to weed them out.
need to bring back the chain gangs and road camps, let em pick up dead roadkill and weedeat alongside the roads/signs.....0 -
hillbille wrote:WearyTraveler wrote:The question / problem is that while we all scream ?hey, lock all these bastages up!? Who?s going to pay for all these prisons?
Don?t get me wrong. I?m not for leaving them on the street... but something needs to make these bozos stop committing crime! Maybe harsher prisons? Maybe less death penalty appeals? Maybe less criminal rights? I don?t know. But these Darwin escapees are multiplying and something needs to weed them out.
need to bring back the chain gangs and road camps, let em pick up dead roadkill and weedeat alongside the roads/signs.....
Agree Sir.
Sitting in your cell, watching cable TV, 3 hot meals per day, medical/dental, schooling, counceling, etc.
F' that.
You will be living in a Tent City, (Thank you Sherriff Joe.) You will be getting up at 0' dark thirty every morning. You will be picking up trash, weedeating, etc. (Whatever we need done.) You will be getting a green Bologna sandwich with an Apple for lunch. We will see what is an inexpensive, (and you get to pay for it,) dinner.
What did Sherriff Joe say?
"Don't like it, don't come back."0 -
13 felonies and walking around with drugs and a firearm.....PROOF POSITIVE the justice system is a FAILURE 0 -
There are different degrees (1st degree - 4th degree) of felonies. Resisting or running from the cops
are often felonies in some States.
The judges have to follow the sentence guidelines. The have no choice in many cases.
I signed a complaint and a warrant was issued for two felonies (theft of property). Deputies would not serve the warrant
because the jail was full. A judge had set a limit on the number of inmates that could be housed in the jail.
I kept raising so much hell that the person was arrested after about 6 months. I was at his hearing and talked
to the judge about his CCW. Judge revoked it and stated that he could have another one.
My daughter has been a corrections officer for about 14 years, and the stories she can tell.
Watch out who you vote for, they are passing these stupid laws.0
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