motorheads---always go 2 out of 3
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So this policeman pulls over a lady going 85mph.
"Do you know you were going 30 mph over the speed limit.?"
"yeap, but it's because I just killed my husband and I got his body in the trunk and want to get rid of the gun under my seat and his body."
"HANDS UP!! DON"T MOVE!"
The officer calls in on his radio for back up and a Sargent.
Squad cars and the Sargent are there in seconds.
The sarge tells the lady to get out of the car.
"What the H is going on Patrolman?"
The officer tells him about the gun and the body in trunk.
They search...no gun...open the trunk...no body.
That's when the lady says..."That cop is such a liar, next he's going say I was speeding too"0 -
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