New List of the Least Dangerous Dogs in the World -
Any small breed dog, because hey, they can bite but do you no harm. (At least that is what I have been led to believe.) 
Any obese, lethargic Porch Hound, because hey, what can they do? (Not like they are going to chase you or anything.)
Any Non-Pit Dog, because hey, it is a non-Pit dog. :roll:
Consider this your Public Service announcement.
Glad I could help.
Any obese, lethargic Porch Hound, because hey, what can they do? (Not like they are going to chase you or anything.)
Any Non-Pit Dog, because hey, it is a non-Pit dog.
:roll: Consider this your Public Service announcement.
Glad I could help.
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My Mountain Cur is brave ferocious but not vicious. 0 -
GreatGuns wrote:"Staffordshires" are some of THE best dogs in the world and have recognizable history of proving it. Unrelated, any dog can be a bad dog and bite, piss on the floor, eat your shoes, eat your cat, wreck your house and yard, but the most prevalent thing about "bad dogs"........... is "bad dog owners" that taught (or didn't teach) them to be that way. I am unaware of any dog that is born bad, evil or dangerous. I can't say the same thing about people.
Ssshhhh,........................................................................JJ is on a role.0 -
Oh, ...................................and Poodles, I forgot about Poodles.
Not dangerous by any means. Never bit anyone, from what I have been led to believe. :roll:0 -
Oodles of poodles - with there sculpted topiary style cute fur disguising there true evil nature...
Baby pygmy albino zombie poodle hordes...
Save yourself.
Mike0 -
The wife's 15# Shih Tzu (I don't own a dog) Is the least likely to bite I've ever seen - I don't think he knows how. 0 -
mrmike08075 wrote:Oodles of poodles - with there sculpted topiary style cute fur disguising there true evil nature...
Baby pygmy albino zombie poodle hordes...
Save yourself.
Mike
Packs of Poodles, Chihuahuas, and Dachsunds can be lethal, if they get you on the ground.0 -
The javalinas of the puppy world...
Only safely hunted with boar spears that have horizontal crossbars or the little dicker would run right up the shaft and tear your throat out...
And better get rid of your peanut butter or your snausages - the smell enrages them.
Mike0 -
Ooodles of Poodles can be harmful in packs but since they are small its OK. Golden Retrievers can be annoying if you dont stroke them enough.
Beagles can be dangerouse if the rabbit is no where to be found...
Watch out for the little ones...0 -
Oh the Horror.................................................................. :x :roll: 0 -
Check out the stats - the average size of purebred French poodles - they are about equal to German shepherds...
For me the big fear is baby pygmy albino zombie hippos with night vision...
People step on it trip over chihuahuas resulting in quadriplegic paralysis or broken neck deaths and if the bite you hundreds of times defenestration might set in
Let's not forget about cats with the toxic plasmosis parasitical virus - look what it does to the brain...
And no pet armadillos as they carry and transmit leprosy to humans
No fugu in the fish tank just in case your child accidentally eats it
Electric eels causing myocardial arythmia - shocking I know
Night of the lupus in Australia should warn all off of rabbits
Mike0 -
Just for the record - the only dog ever to bite me was a sneaky little poodle - came up behind me when I was talking to a person and bit me - I still have the scars from its' teeth just above my ankle. I resisted the urge to pull the S&W out of my pocket and put a bullet through its' head.
Best Regards - AQH0 -
I believe the velo dog cartridge and design architecture of pocket pistols originated in France to ward off attacks from dogs whilst strolling about or directing a bicycle or small velocipede...
What else comes from France - deadly poodles.
Mike drop.
Mike0 -
And how do we now feel about Portuguese water dogs...
Mike0
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