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?Do these make my butt look flat??

jimdeere
That?s the question I get all the time. Finally, I just said ?Honey, you?re a white woman. You?re butt IS flat.?
You know, this couch is not too bad to sleep on.
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  • droptop
    Learned never give a truthful or maybe no answer at all to these type questions.

    I gave an answer to something, in all seriousness, and sleeping on the couch would have so much nicer than the blast received for being a heartless jerk.
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  • bpost
    jimdeere wrote:
    That?s the question I get all the time. Finally, I just said ?Honey, you?re a white woman. You?re butt IS flat.?
    You know, this couch is not too bad to sleep on.
    My reply would have been; "No but your butt is two axe handles wide".
    Now you understand why I have been married three times and divorced three times..... :lol:
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  • notnow
    I tell my wife, "You could have married a nice wealthy guy. There's still time."
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    No Honey, your butt looks "Flat," all the time. Excuisite! :mrgreen:
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  • roswellnative
    This is a loaded question
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  • CoolhandLuke
    I would say it's a perfect example when dishonesty is perfectly justified.
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  • select-fire
    This is a loaded question


    Take the 5th
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