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  • Sam06
    That's a lot of bread for 6 G45's a vest and a pelican case.
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  • select-fire
    Wow.. I wouldn't have paid that for the 12 pack.
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  • select-fire
    Wow.. I wouldn't have paid that for the 12 pack.
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  • cce1302
    That's a funny description:
    BRAND NEW PRODUCTION GLOCK COMPENSATED G45 9MM NATO LE SIX PACK IN TWELVE PACK GOVERNMENT ISSUE CASE // CIVILIAN LEGAL // These are the next generation replacements for the BPP (Beretta Block Party) six packs originated by Sheriff Joe. Our new Sheriff (Penzone) not only tore down tent city but cancelled all BBP and GBP continual contracts. As you recall the original BBP (Beretta Block Party) was issued by the National Civil Defense and the MCSO of one package of 12 per ?block? of homes in Maricopa County after the NKSF (North Korean Swine Flu) caused over 58,000 deaths in Scottsdale alone. As Sheriff Joe himself originally discovered (with no help from the Feds) the intentional release of the NKSF from North Korea closely associated with Iran caused the massive random biting attacks directly attributed to disease spread. With no cure for the demented ?zombie? type attacks each block became responsible for their own sectors using the as issued BBP packages. Thankfully the majority of the inhabitants of Scottsdale are/were elderly and once infected although exceptionally hostile were unable to move in a fast and efficient manner (mostly due to all the hip and knee replacements) which allowed Maricopians to terminate threats with 9mm shots to the medulla oblongata of the infected. Although disease spread was halted due to the Argonne Vaccine the BBP packs continued to be issued. Shortly after Trump took office the Beretta was declared obsolete by the military and of course by association all government agencies and a replacement was sought. Glock handily won the contract for numerous reasons by manufacturing the new model G45 9mm NATO but concurrently President Trump in an attempt to further peace talks with Kim Jong-un assured him not only would we not conduct joint military exercises in the Korean Peninsula but further there would be an immediate cessation of the new GBP (Glock Block Party) issue. So there you go! Now you can have em!
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  • 11b6r
    Can I have a hit of that? GOT to be good.
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  • KenK/84Bravo
    11b6r wrote:
    Can I have a hit of that? GOT to be good.

    I concur. :D

    Funny stuff.

    "Tore down the Tent City." WTH? Best idea Sherriff Joe came up with.

    "Don't like it? Don't come back."
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