New son in law joke

savage170

February 12, 2019 12:10

A young woman brought her fiancee home to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.
The father invited the fianc? to his study for a talk.
"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.
"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"
"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir; God will provide," replied the fianc?.
The conversation proceeded like this . . . and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.
Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"
The father answered, "He's a Democrat. He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."

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  remingtonoaks

  February 12, 2019 12:12

  [:D]

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  Horse Plains Drifter

  February 12, 2019 12:13

  [:D][:D]

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  Navybat

  February 12, 2019 14:48

  [:D]

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  montanajoe

  • Community moderator

  February 12, 2019 14:51

  [:D][:D]

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  grdad45

  February 12, 2019 16:23

  Goodun!! [:D]

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  glyn

  February 13, 2019 06:34

  [:D]

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  select-fire

  February 13, 2019 06:41

  [B)][B)][B)]

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  mmppres

  February 13, 2019 06:52

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  mogley98

  February 13, 2019 12:41

  [:D][:D]

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  TooBig

  February 13, 2019 12:57

  [:)][:p][:(!][V]

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  austin20

  February 16, 2019 03:39

  [:D]

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  dav1965

  February 16, 2019 09:59

  [:0][:D][:D]

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