You don't mess with Old Guys -
If you are smart.
Younger guy at work decided to put several handfuls of washers, rivets, nuts & bolts in my tool belt while I was pre-occupied doing a task.
We are on good terms, it is all fun.
Shortly, after I discovered what he had done, I told him "Game On."
Several hours later, while he was pre-occupied with a task, I got my very sharp pocket knife out and put about 6 small holes around the circumference of his 20 oz. Gatorade. Near the top, about a 1/2" down from the top. I waited until his drink was about 2/3rds gone.
It was hysterical to watch! [:0][B)][:D]
Younger guy at work decided to put several handfuls of washers, rivets, nuts & bolts in my tool belt while I was pre-occupied doing a task.
We are on good terms, it is all fun.
Shortly, after I discovered what he had done, I told him "Game On."
Several hours later, while he was pre-occupied with a task, I got my very sharp pocket knife out and put about 6 small holes around the circumference of his 20 oz. Gatorade. Near the top, about a 1/2" down from the top. I waited until his drink was about 2/3rds gone.
It was hysterical to watch! [:0][B)][:D]
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He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut 0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut
Since I went out of my way to make them way small, I'd say not.
Since it worked perfectly, I'd again say not.
You apparently know better than all others here, so why am I not surprised? [?]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut
Since I went out of my way to make them way small, I'd say not.
Since it worked perfectly, I'd again say not.
You apparently know better than all others here, so why am I not surprised? [?]
Sorry for having an opinion... Next time I'll check with you to see if I'm allowed to have one0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut
Since I went out of my way to make them way small, I'd say not.
Since it worked perfectly, I'd again say not.
You apparently know better than all others here, so why am I not surprised? [?]
Sorry for having an opinion... Next time I'll check with you to see if I'm allowed to have one
Your onerous attemps to show your superiority, in almost every thread you post to, is rather tedious.
Sorry, that is my opinion.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut
Since I went out of my way to make them way small, I'd say not.
Since it worked perfectly, I'd again say not.
You apparently know better than all others here, so why am I not surprised? [?]
Sorry for having an opinion... Next time I'll check with you to see if I'm allowed to have one
Your onerous attemps to show your superiority, in almost every thread you post to, is rather tedious.
Sorry, that is my opinion.
That's fine, no apology needed. I would never take your opinion away from you nor try to stifle it0 -
[:D][:D][:D],84Bravo 0 -
I once wire-tied a 3/4" hex nut to a coworker's U-joint (it was funny as hell).
The next day when I opened up my vehicle there was over a thousand live crickets inside ................... well played. [:D]0 -
It's always fun to poke a hole in your buddy's beer can below the top of the cozy. So that way it runs out of the cozy down his chin, but every time he looks at it there ain't no hole in the can unless he pulls it out..
You 2 children need to quit arguing, or I will send you to your rooms..[:(!]0 -
I have done similar to bullshot only just putting a heavy zip tie on the u-joint. 0 -
Used to be a pretty regular stunt at a hydraulic shop I hung out at, got used to it and started checking the beer to make sure no holes, and if I saw one I would just put my finger over it and drink up.
Clowns got wise to that and added a additional hole
The same group put my car on the RR tracks once too!0 -
A brick band placed firmly over the port-a-pot, while occupied, sometimes accompanied by a firm shove to the unit which may or may not cause it to tumble, was always a crowd pleaser. 0 -
Phones are always good for a stunt.....
Of course there is the old black shoe polish on the handset.
Something as simple as rubbing a little fresh garlic all over the handset.
Really mad at a guy? A bottle of Fox urine is always a fun time! Just use a very tiny drop where it will get on the targets hands, like a car door handle[;)].......Or, squirt it through an open car window on a hot sunny day!![:0][:0]0 -
When I was on the police dept., I broke into my Sgt's locker and took all his uniform pants to a local tailor and had him sew the leg holes closed up to about two feet from the crotch..
I got to admit I kind a felt bad when he fell on his face trying to put them on and almost hit his head.0 -
Never mess with the old guys you will not win[:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
When I was in the Navy we were on cruise working long hours.
My boss fell asleep in the shop about 30 minutes before shift change.
I safety wired his boots onto his feet.
So by the time our shift ended he went about his routine and finally up to the birthing he discovered he couldnt get his boots off and had to go back down to the shop to cut off the safety wire. Well the ship was having a battle stations drill that lasted something like 3 hours and he got caught up in it and couldnt get to the shop to get his boots off or even back to his rack.
Losing 4 hours of sleep when you?re 100 or so days at sea is something that can really piss a guy off.
Man was he hot and that went down in history as one of the best pranks of the deployment.0 -
I also found a guy at work asleep. His feet on the desk. I tied all kinds of things to his boot laces, including a keyboard, mouse, and clipboard.
About 5 min later, someone else walked in a door to one of the louder areas and woke him up. He immediately sat upright and brought his feet down, and the computer with it.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
He must be pretty stupid to not have noticed the holes you cut
Since I went out of my way to make them way small, I'd say not.
Since it worked perfectly, I'd again say not.
You apparently know better than all others here, so why am I not surprised? [?]
Sorry for having an opinion... Next time I'll check with you to see if I'm allowed to have one
Your onerous attemps to show your superiority, in almost every thread you post to, is rather tedious.
Sorry, that is my opinion.
You are not alone in your opinion. But you really should try to avoid bridges.[:)]0 -
My brother was playing for Georgia in the Sugar Bowl January 1976. Georgia was playing Pittsburg, when Tony Dorsett was on Pitt.
My parents, and my four other brothers were in New Orleans for the game.
I was in the motel room, I fell asleep on the bed, was just wearing my boxers.
My younger brother covered my entire face and chest with shaving cream.
I woke up and he was standing there giggling.
So I stood up, it was funny, kinda, but I also wanted to beat his ass.
I started towards him, doing kind of a Frankenstein move, lurching forward and reaching towards him.
Brother was laughing hard but he did want to get away from me.
He backed out onto the sidewalk at the motel and I came after him.
And, brother backed in to a Pittsburgh fan walking down the sidewalk.
Pennsylvania Yankee, about 5-10 wearing an expensive leather coat.
And the Yankee was indignant, he said "Why don't you watch where you are walking here, you bumped in to me!"
And my brother told him, "Wait a minute and you will see why I am backing up."
I heard this conversation, and I lurched out on to the sidewalk.
I must have been quite a sight, 6 foot 3, almost naked and covered with shaving cream, I was lurching like Frankenstein towards the Yankee with my arms out like I was going to grab him.
That Yankee looked horrified, he did not want to get a bear hug by a naked giant covered in shaving cream, him with his $500 leather coat.
He turned to get away fast and he said "Youse guys are a bunch of Georgia rednecks get the hell away from me!" And the Yankee was gone.0 -
I worked for a company at that time had no phones, just pagers for their foremen.
the foreman I was working for was the type that liked to dish it out but couldn't take it
story short. he was outside shooting grade. I was inside the building where a land line phone was
I would page joe and use the superintendents phone number. joe would come in and call kevin. joe would ask kevin what he wanted. kevin replied I didn't page you
joe, back outside. 20 minutes later I did the same thing. joe came in called kevin. I could hear kevin tell joe I didn't f%^&& page you and if you bother me again your fired
1 hour later I did the same thing. joe came in shaking his head. I asked what was the matter. he told me he got another page from kevin and he was afraid to call him for fear of being fired
I told him I don't think I would call him. if he wants you he will page you again
I finally told him at quitting time what I did. he never bothered me again0
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