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Alexandria-o-Cortez joke

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!?
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    [:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]
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  • remingtonoaks
    [:D]
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  • Old-Colts
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    [:D][:D]
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  • Wrangler
    Not a bad looking gal, but dumb as a box of rocks.
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  • TooBig
    [:)][:D][:p][^]
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  • Mgderf
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez IS the joke!
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  • bpost
    [:D][:D][^]
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  • spasmcreek
    AOC went to the border to welcome a small group of illegals to AMERICA....when border patrol and ICE agents surrounded the group and started to herd them towards detention, AOC braying at the top of her lungs at the agents told them to STOP bothering these special people or she would FIRE every one of them and hustled the group of illegals onto her bus going back NORTH......AND THAT'S NO FKN JOKE
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  • select-fire
    [:D][:D]
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by Wrangler
    Not a bad looking gal, but dumb as a box of rocks.
    Yep, not even close to a "one bagger" but definitely a "three gagger".[}:)]
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  • spasmcreek
    i heard she could open her mouth and swallow all the water expected in a sea level rise...SAVE THE BEACHES !!!
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  • 84Bravo1
    Gquote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
    AOC went to the border to welcome a small group of illegals to AMERICA....when border patrol and ICE agents surrounded the group and started to herd them towards detention, AOC braying at the top of her lungs at the agents told them to STOP bothering these special people or she would FIRE every one of them and hustled the group of illegals onto her bus going back NORTH......AND THAT'S NO FKN JOKE



    F' Her, and the Horse she rode in on. Put them up at your house, and on your dime, and I may respect that. Until then, KMA.
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  • chiefr
    quote:Originally posted by us55840

    [:D][:D][:D][^]

    I think it's a TRUE story. [;)]
    +1[:D]
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