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Describing Superman Today

Tcatt
Give it a shoot

From a Political Angle:

The Person of Carbon Composite laminates
More Powerful Than: Nancy Pelosi's Make-up
Faster Than: a Bill Clinton Boner
Able to Leap: Mounts of Elizabeth Warren's Heritage BS in a single bound.
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  • EVILDR235
    What if Superman had landed in Russia instead of America ? Faster that a Mosin Nagant speeding bullet, more powerful than a T34 Soviet tank, able to leap over the Berlin wall in a single bound. Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a Mig fighter plane, no it's Sputnikman a strange visiter from another planet who came to Mother Russia with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, Sputnikman who can change the results of elections in other countries, bend steel in his bare hands and who disguised as Vladimer Putin
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  • jimdeere
    Vladimir Putin=Lex Luther?
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  • remingtonoaks
    The question is, would he be employed?

    I mean, he fought for truth, justice and the American way

    He couldn't be Clark Kent the reporter, there's no truth in what reporters report now..

    We would have no government left after he found Justice

    And the American way as it is now, isn't worth fighting for...

    He'd just be another homeless bum on the corner sleeping under the overpass.[V]
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  • mrmike08075
    quote:Originally posted by EVILDR235
    What if Superman had landed in Russia instead of America ? Faster that a Mosin Nagant speeding bullet, more powerful than a T34 Soviet tank, able to leap over the Berlin wall in a single bound. Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a Mig fighter plane, no it's Sputnikman a strange visiter from another planet who came to Mother Russia with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, Sputnikman who can change the results of elections in other countries, bend steel in his bare hands and who disguised as Vladimer Putin


    Red superman is a thing and has been heavily explored in comic books and graphic novels...

    Mike
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  • 35 Whelen
    "Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Social Justice Warrior! Faster than a wifi connection at Starbucks. More powerful than a New Green Deal speech. Able to leap over stereotypes, gender bias, and toxic masculinity in a single bound!"
    [V][xx(]
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by 35 Whelen
    "Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Social Justice Warrior! Faster than a wifi connection at Starbucks. More powerful than a New Green Deal speech. Able to leap over stereotypes, gender bias, and toxic masculinity in a single bound!"
    [V][xx(]


    Yep, just about the way it is[:D][:D]]
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  • 11b6r
    If Superman was here today, he'd be outa luck.

    No phone booths to change in.
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    If Superman was here today, he'd be outa luck.

    No phone booths to change in.


    But he could change in a bathroom, and he wouldn't have to choose the men's either, it's okay for anybody to walk into any bathroom anymore[V]
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