TIMING IS EVERYTHING! -- Joke

AdamsQuailHunter

February 09, 2019 18:36

A Highway Trooper is making his regular late night patrol when he spots a car parked in an out of the way ? Lovers' Lane ". When he carefully approaches the car to get a closer look, he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.' Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane, and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The trooper asks: 'And ....what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

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  remingtonoaks

  February 09, 2019 18:46

  [:D]

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  montanajoe

  • Community moderator

  February 09, 2019 19:16

  [:D]

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  Missouri Mule K30

  February 09, 2019 19:22

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  Missouri Mule K30

  February 09, 2019 19:28

  I laughed my ars off. When the Wife And I were married I was 18 and the Wife17.5.

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  toad67

  February 10, 2019 07:02

  [:D][:D]

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  savage170

  February 10, 2019 07:58

  [:D]

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  AzAfshin

  February 10, 2019 08:08

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  dav1965

  February 10, 2019 13:12

  [:0][:D][:D]

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  select-fire

  February 10, 2019 14:58

  [:D][:D]

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