Honesty joke
Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator at the Ritz Hotel
in New York. As thee elevator traveled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a $100.00 bill lying on
the elevator floor.
Which one picked up the $100.00 bill, and handed it in at reception?
Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!
in New York. As thee elevator traveled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a $100.00 bill lying on
the elevator floor.
Which one picked up the $100.00 bill, and handed it in at reception?
Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!
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"Thee," has now returned to the "King" of the "Groaners." [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
"Thee," has now returned to the "King" of the "Groaners." [:D]
Agree Ken. I didn't hold the title for 12 hours.. Thank God[:D]0 -
And then there's the story of Herbie the dry cleaning store owner...
Herbie was showing his young son the ins and outs of the dry cleaning
business when he found a $100 bill in a jacket pocket.
"Son this is a case of honestly and integrity".
"I know Dad, we should return it to the owner of the jacket".
"No Son, we need to decide if we tell my partner Saul, that we found it"
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Yep Savage, the second I read the words "honest politician", I know the punchline
But hey, even the king of jokes is entitled to one that one.
Now don't get a sense of entitlement, and go down and file for welfare[:D]0
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