need a good long-distance practical joke
I have a friend that's a prankster, he's always dropping my name and number into those boxes that promise you free prizes, but all you end up with is telemarketers calling you.
Well today my phone has been blowing up with calls from people saying that I have some nuts and bolts that I advertised on a southern Utah radio stations free (swap meet?) ads called tradio That I wanted to sell. I know it's my friend that has made this listing to pull a practical joke on me, it's just like him.
Anyway, he lives a couple hundred miles away from me, so it would have to be a long-distance type of practical joke payback...
Any ideas guys??? I know you guys can come up with some really good ones for me.
Well today my phone has been blowing up with calls from people saying that I have some nuts and bolts that I advertised on a southern Utah radio stations free (swap meet?) ads called tradio That I wanted to sell. I know it's my friend that has made this listing to pull a practical joke on me, it's just like him.
Anyway, he lives a couple hundred miles away from me, so it would have to be a long-distance type of practical joke payback...
Any ideas guys??? I know you guys can come up with some really good ones for me.
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quote:Originally posted by us55840
Read how to stop those unwanted calls.....not sure if it works but:
On your landline, simply dial *77 and it will stop anonymous and private calls.
To remove it, simply dial *87.
I know about that, but they're never anonymous or unlisted numbers0 -
Okay, first some background info. And this may be considered racist.
When I was a teenager, I always had hotrods in my mom's backyard, some were loud. Only 1 neighbor complained. Mom always defended me and fought
with the PIA woman.
After a few days, Mom told the PIA "Fine you win. I'm selling the house and leaving with my family".
Mom then "borrowed" a big HOUSE FOR SALE sign and put it in the front
yard.
It was from The South Jamaica Real Estate company.
South Jamaica reality only sold houses to black families.
We lived on a 100% white block back in the 1960's.
Now here's what to do........List his house/apt with the worst
reality company there is in his town. Use your phone #
as a contact number. List it in all local papers, room to share, ect ect.
Arrange meetings and times to view the place.
People will be knocking at his door.
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Have a friend he does not know call him as Bob Johnson ID number 1834032 from the IRS. Give the address of the local IRS office closest to him and tell him he need stop in on (____) date at 10:30 AM bringing in his 2015 tax return and documentation. Give him the local IRS office phone number too. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by babun
Okay, first some background info. And this may be considered racist.
When I was a teenager, I always had hotrods in my mom's backyard, some were loud. Only 1 neighbor complained. Mom always defended me and fought
with the PIA woman.
After a few days, Mom told the PIA "Fine you win. I'm selling the house and leaving with my family".
Mom then "borrowed" a big HOUSE FOR SALE sign and put it in the front
yard.
It was from The South Jamaica Real Estate company.
South Jamaica reality only sold houses to black families.
We lived on a 100% white block back in the 1960's.
Now here's what to do........List his house/apt with the worst
reality company there is in his town. Use your phone #
as a contact number. List it in all local papers, room to share, ect ect.
Arrange meetings and times to view the place.
People will be knocking at his door.
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Thought of that, but he's the only real estate agent in his town...[V]
He does have 58 rental properties though, maybe I'll place an ad in the his local newspaper with free six months rent with no move in costs, with his phone number[:D]
In fact, I think I'll listed on tradio so it doesn't cost me anything to list. Thanks for the idea[:D]0 -
Sell his car on {elsewhere}.
List his cell phone number with "I work evening shift and sleep days so please call between midnight and 6AM."
Wait until you know no one is home. Drive by with your battery-power driver and a pocket full of sheet rock screws.
A screw or two in each door and window will keep his belongings secure in his absence.
A couple of screws in every door while he is sleeping inside is even funnier.
BTW, if he asks to borrow your power driver and a handful of screws - don't! [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by bpost
Have a friend he does not know call him as Bob Johnson ID number 1834032 from the IRS. Give the address of the local IRS office closest to him and tell him he need stop in on (____) date at 10:30 AM bringing in his 2015 tax return and documentation. Give him the local IRS office phone number too.
Good idea, but I pulled that on him before. He'll spot that a mile away, plus it doesn't blow up his phone like my phone's being up blown up today...
But like I said, I pulled that on him before so it is a good idea. thank you0 -
Go to the magazine section at your local public library. Gather up about 100+ of those subscription cards that are in every magazine. Fill in your "friends" name and address with the bill me feature checked on each of those cards.
Wait about 6 weeks for all those magazines to be delivered and all of those invoices arriving, wanting paid for all those magazines.
It will probably take him 2 or 3 months to get all of that mess cleared up. This "friend" will be much more careful about practical joking you in the future!![}:)][}:)]0 -
Valentines Day is arriving fast. Order some flowers for his wife online and sign the card..Your Lover Bill. 0 -
Order 10 tons of the big railroad rock and have it dumped in his driveway.
Without a tractor, them big rocks are only moved one at a time.[}:)]
We did this to a guy at work.
It was worth the cost of the rock.0 -
quote:Valentines Day is arriving fast. Order some flowers for his wife online and sign the card..Your Lover Bill.
Valentines Day is arriving fast. order some flowers for HIM online and sign the card... Your Lover Bruce.0 -
Heres a link to a newspaper article. Google the "groups" listed.
Buy 6 or 7 $25 money orders under his name.
Send each group a mo with a note: "Keep up the good work and add my name
to your mailing lists--more donations to follow."
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2018/02/21/southern-poverty-law-center-new-hate-groups-tennessee-neo-nazi-kkk-chapters/353363002/0 -
Sign him up for a magazine subscription to something completely outrageous. Is there a magazine out there devoted to the LGBTQ community? 0 -
Sign him up for all those junk item catalogs - Harriet Carter, ABC Trading, Oriental Trading, etc. 0 -
I'm liking them all, I may have to pull more than one prank[}:)][}:)][:D] 0 -
Just one more....
Print out one of these with his info. Mail to his office.
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quote:Originally posted by babun
Okay, first some background info. And this may be considered racist.
When I was a teenager, I always had hotrods in my mom's backyard, some were loud. Only 1 neighbor complained. Mom always defended me and fought
with the PIA woman.
After a few days, Mom told the PIA "Fine you win. I'm selling the house and leaving with my family".
Mom then "borrowed" a big HOUSE FOR SALE sign and put it in the front
yard.
It was from The South Jamaica Real Estate company.
South Jamaica reality only sold houses to black families.
We lived on a 100% white block back in the 1960's.
Now here's what to do........List his house/apt with the worst
reality company there is in his town. Use your phone #
as a contact number. List it in all local papers, room to share, ect ect.
Arrange meetings and times to view the place.
People will be knocking at his door.
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these happenings to you are all random,,,I can't see anyone liking you enough to do this to you 0 -
quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
these happenings to you are all random,,,I can't see anyone liking you enough to do this to you
Do you aspire to be wrong all the time? Or is it just something that comes natural to you?[;)]0 -
Place an ad in the local paper. With his address wanted TV's, computer's to be recycled. Free drop off. 0 -
Most news papers have a free section for special events and anniversaries. In his paper I would call in an add about wishing him a happy birthday. Include a picture of him (if you have one) and end the add with his phone # asking everyone to call with birthday wishes!
The same paper also offer freeby's for free pets. Use his address and phone # listing free purebred puppies to good homes! [:D]0 -
I signed my old boss up for a catalog of Russian brides once. And oh yes, they do sell their contact info...[;)] 0 -
List his address as available for section 8 rental. Apply in person only.
Request catalogs for sex toys, anal lube, etc in his name but use his neighbor's address so the literature is delivered to the neighbors with his name on it. That way his neighbors can hand deliver his mail to him.0 -
Then you could always post your friends OBITUARY in his local paper.[:0] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Bottom Gun
List his address as available for section 8 rental. Apply in person only.
Request catalogs for sex toys, anal lube, etc in his name but use his neighbor's address so the literature is delivered to the neighbors with his name on it. That way his neighbors can hand deliver his mail to him
Neighbors address. You sir are evil. I love it!!!
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True story.
I was on contract with a major defense contractor where we had a problem with a snitch in our dept. If someone was a few minutes late getting in or a few minutes late getting back from lunch, this snitch would run to our management to rat us out. No matter what we did, it always got told to our management. This was a daily event and we frequently ended up being reprimanded because of this tattletale.
So, when we had finally had enough, we took up a collection. Everyone in the dept contributed $10 and we ordered an inflatable ?companion? in the snitch?s name and had it delivered to the company.
When the doll arrived, it went to shipping and receiving like all incoming packages where it was opened. The shipping and receiving guys had a great sense of humor so they inflated the doll before they delivered it to our snitch.
It was quite a walk from shipping and receiving to engineering and walking through the halls with this inflatable doll attracted a lot of attention and people followed the doll to see what was going on. It resembled a scene from the Pied Piper. By the time they got the doll to engineering, there was quite a large entourage following.
This large audience was present when they presented the doll to our snitch and asked him to have personal packages delivered to his home instead of to the company in the future.
Our snitch was mortified and permanently scarred as he was never allowed to live it down and became an object of ridicule from that day on. People would mention his name along with a little chuckle.
I left there shortly after that but later heard through the grapevine that the snitch never got over the embarrassment and ended up taking a job somewhere else.0 -
You can have a bag of bababooey mailed to someone with a personal message.
https://www.poopsenders.com
It was the best money I spent for Christmas one year.
This place has a bunch of different things to mail someone
https://www.ruindays.com0 -
you guys are brutal!
Pretty funny but brutal!0 -
Donate $10 to cancer research using his name and address.
I donated years ago and still am getting every charity organization in the world sending me letters wanting money.
I should not have written a check.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Bottom Gun
List his address as available for section 8 rental. Apply in person only.
Request catalogs for sex toys, anal lube, etc in his name but use his neighbor's address so the literature is delivered to the neighbors with his name on it. That way his neighbors can hand deliver his mail to him.
I've already decided one of the many payback's that I'm going to give him (I believe in giving back 7 fold)[:D] will involve sending him some "Bill Me later" subscriptions to g.ay magazines using his neighbors addresses with his name as the receiver...[}:)][}:)]
That'll go over real good in a LDS religion neighborhood...[:D][:D]}0 -
Make a donation to the NRA using his name and address. He will get bombarded with mail.
I'm a NRA member.[;)]0
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