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I'm pretty good at deciphering the temperature, when it is really cold out, by looking at how tightly curled the Laurel leaves are.
You?
What natural clues do you use, (besides a thermometer,) to determine just how cold it is. Squeeky snow, is another indication.
You?
What natural clues do you use, (besides a thermometer,) to determine just how cold it is. Squeeky snow, is another indication.
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When I walked outside and my breath dropped to the ground in little crystals it was cold.
When I breathed in and my nostrils stuck together it is cold outside.0 -
My phone. It?s a natural shade of black and silver. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ricci Wright
My phone. It?s a natural shade of black and silver.
I said "Country Boys." Not you extreme Eastern NC Heathens. What are you, from Wrightsville Beach or something?
"When it's really, really cold, the girls at the Sonic drive through, do not want to open the window in order to hand me my Breakfast Burrito." [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
Them Ugly Michigan Womeens, do not deserve a look at their High Beemers. Kind of like a Fat Lady in a bikini, you can not look away. Like a freakin' Train Wreck.
Especially if they are wearing some sort of Olympic Wrestling Medallion. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
Them Ugly Michigan Womeens, do not deserve a look at their High Beemers. Kind of like a Fat Lady in a bikini, you can not look away. Like a freakin' Train Wreck.
Especially if they are wearing some sort of Olympic Wrestling Medallion. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
Well I'm glad I'm in Utah and not in Michigan then...[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
Them Ugly Michigan Womeens, do not deserve a look at their High Beemers. Kind of like a Fat Lady in a bikini, you can not look away. Like a freakin' Train Wreck.
Especially if they are wearing some sort of Olympic Wrestling Medallion. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
Well I'm glad I'm in Utah and not in Michigan then...[:D]
Damn, thats what I get from relying on my memory.
Don't get me started on them Utah Womeens. Hairy legs, and armpits. Yech..................0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
More like "Drops teeth, leaves Stage." [^]0 -
If you take a leak and it hits the ground and steams, it's nice outside. If it freezes after it hits the ground it's a might nippy. If it freezes before it hits the ground it fairly cold and you may need an extra pair of socks. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
Them Ugly Michigan Womeens, do not deserve a look at their High Beemers. Kind of like a Fat Lady in a bikini, you can not look away. Like a freakin' Train Wreck.
Especially if they are wearing some sort of Olympic Wrestling Medallion. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
Well I'm glad I'm in Utah and not in Michigan then...[:D]
Damn, thats what I get from relying on my memory.
Don't get me started on them Utah Womeens. Hairy legs, and armpits. Yech..................
Utah women get that way once they get to your neck of the woods, but here they take care of themselves... I think they figure when in Rome do as the Romans do[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
When it's really cold out, women have their headlights on... if you know what I mean... Just look for the headlights!!![:D][:p][8D]
Dropping the mic, leaving the stage...
Did you really think this wouldn't go south?[:D][:D]
Them Ugly Michigan Womeens, do not deserve a look at their High Beemers. Kind of like a Fat Lady in a bikini, you can not look away. Like a freakin' Train Wreck.
Especially if they are wearing some sort of Olympic Wrestling Medallion. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
Well I'm glad I'm in Utah and not in Michigan then...[:D]
Damn, thats what I get from relying on my memory.
Don't get me started on them Utah Womeens. Hairy legs, and armpits. Yech..................
Utah women get that way once they get to your neck of the woods, but here they take care of themselves... I think they figure when in Rome do as the Romans do[:D]
Drops Teeth, leaves Stage. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
I just look out the window at the lake.
If there is frost around the edges, it's cool.
If it's iced up a few feet near the banks, it's extra sweater time.
If there's ice across the lake, get the heavy coats out.
If the catfish are walking south towards Florida, roll over and go back
to bed under the blankets.0 -
I'm talking about being able to tell what temperature it is, when really cold out. (Not) Gee, it's Cold. 0 -
I store my beer out in my unheated, unattached garage. I know when the beer is exactly 35 degrees as it rolls past my tongue. It stays at 35 degrees when outdoor temps are between 32 and 20 degrees. My garage is cut into the side of a hill.
When the outside goes 20 to 15 degrees the beer cools down to 33 degrees. Still a nice cold liquid state. It starts to sting my mouth just a bit. Below 15, I have to haul ass and get the beer into the basement or it gets solid.
I can also judge the temperatures using my formula on how long it takes to get warm beer cold by putting it out on the deck.[:D]
If the brew starts to sting a bit going down after only 20 minutes on the deck, it is ZERO degrees outside. 15 minutes, 10 below, 10 minutes, 20 below. Frozen in 5 minutes, this aint the planet earth I must be on Mars! [:0]0 -
I can also tell you what time it is just from my bladder pressure.
Thank God, I'm a country boy![:D]0 -
I know how cold it is lying in bed and not looking or going outside just by my knees and back
The colder it is the more they hurt. My brain doesn't even have to know if it's cold or not outside. They let my brain know that it's cold outside, just by the level of pain signals they send to my brain...
Along with how bright the headlights are on the good looking women[:p][:p][:p]0 -
I am with Remington I n this . My joints tell me all I need to know 0 -
when I let the dogs out and they are out about 45 seconds and I have to go carry them back in because there too cold to move ( weenier dogs ) the big dogs do Ok .
really cold when the weenier dogs run to the door to go out then turn around after I open the door and they run back into the living room0 -
How fluffed up the birds have their feathers. 0 -
I use a weather rock.
I cant see it, so I know it snowed out.0 -
I know if I turn on a light switch and the light doesn't work,
It's ?459.67?F.
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