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The magical healing power of holy water -- Joke

AdamsQuailHunter
One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?" "Flat on his butt over by the holy water!" the boy informed him.
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  • jimdeere
    I don?t get it?
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  • babun
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    I don?t get it?


    The water didn't work.

    I know a joke about holy water washing away bad things. It ends with a Nun gargling with holy water.........can't tell that joke here.[;)][:0]
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  • wiplash
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    I don?t get it?


    He thought he didn't need the Priest to do it.[;)]
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by babun
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    I don?t get it?


    The water didn't work.

    I know a joke about holy water washing away bad things. It ends with a Nun gargling with holy water.........can't tell that joke here.[;)][:0]


    I think you just did[:D]
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