From a friend of mine
Subject: : Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican Wall?
Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican Wall?
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anathesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the jerks in Washington!
Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican Wall?
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anathesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the jerks in Washington!
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That's just sick!! [}:)] 0 -
no comment from the proctologist??? 0 -
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and the dermatologists just wanted it to look GOOD by only scratching the surface 0 -
quote:Originally posted by fordsix
no comment from the proctologist???
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quote:Originally posted by fordsix
no comment from the proctologist???
His comment would be the same as what the politicians are saying to us "how does that feel"?0 -
remember Jack Elam in Smokey and the Bandit...trying to give Farrah an exam and held up his middle finger about 6" long ???? HOOT !!! and a proctologist is always looking for a problem by starting at the wrong end......besides we should build a tall wall and coat the south side with Taco Bell leavings so when one hits it on the south side they will slide east to the Gulf or west to the Pacific where both ends have a shark farm up and running...SAVE THE SHARKS....the whales have migrated.... 0
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