girlfriends calls me and...
Says her vacuum cleaner is not working and asks me come over and take a look for it. Well I'm kind of busy right now, so instead of running over there to look at it when she could fix it herself I asked her, "does it turn on?" And she says, "it turns on but it won't pick anything up". so I say, "take the head and turn it upside down and see if the brushes are turning." She says, "okay wait just a second I'll be right back."I hear the vacuum cleaner turn on turn off, and she comes back on the phone and says" yes it is turning, can you come over and figure out why it's not picking anything up?" So I tell her, "I'm kind of busy right now it would be later on in the day, before I come over, when was the last time you changed your vacuum bag in it?"she said, "I've owned it for two years and have never changed the vacuum bag"...
So I talk her through how to change the vacuum bag, and what do you know, it works great!
It's a good thing she's young and beautiful, because she sure is stupid... I guess that's what I get for dating younger women. But you think by the time she turned 38 years old, she should know that you have to change a vacuum bag every once in awhile...[V]
So I talk her through how to change the vacuum bag, and what do you know, it works great!
It's a good thing she's young and beautiful, because she sure is stupid... I guess that's what I get for dating younger women. But you think by the time she turned 38 years old, she should know that you have to change a vacuum bag every once in awhile...[V]
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Kind of sounds to me that she was just trying to get you over there for one of those "sexual ambushes"[}:)] 0 -
Well, She dates you right? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
Kind of sounds to me that she was just trying to get you over there for one of those "sexual ambushes"[}:)]
It's true, it's hard to keep her hands off me when I'm around her, even in front of her son. But not today, she's feeling sick, so I doubt that's the case...0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
Yep, but that's because she has daddy issues...0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
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quote:Originally posted by 35 Whelen
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
Yep, there is a lot of boom boom going on when we get together![8D][:D]0 -
If you didn't post B.S. replies on my post I might be more empathetic about your G.F. issues .!!!!! 0 -
quote: because she sure is stupid
Why diss her? You said she dates you, so we already knew she was not too bright.[}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by big mango
If you didn't post B.S. replies on my post I might be more empathetic about your G.F. issues .!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote: because she sure is stupid
Why diss her? You said she dates you, so we already knew she was not too bright.[}:)]
Well I'm glad you realize that her parents called her daughter because of her gender, not son...[:D]
Besides I'm not dissing her, just stating the fact. You would think she was a blonde not a brunette.0 -
This post is useless without pics... and I'm not talking about the vacuum cleaner. [}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Wrangler
This post is useless without pics... and I'm not talking about the vacuum cleaner. [}:)]
She is my vacuum cleaner if you know what I mean[:0][:0][;)]
But sadly I can't upload photos from my smartphone, otherwise I'd post a picture of her0 -
their are things that a girlfriend and a vacumm cleaner can BOTH do, but are not interchangeable to the same degree of satisfaction...enjoy both at their peak level of efficiency......AMEN 0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
Yep, but that's because she has daddy issues...
More like Grand-Daddy issues.0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by Wrangler
This post is useless without pics... and I'm not talking about the vacuum cleaner. [}:)]
She is my vacuum cleaner if you know what I mean[:0][:0][;)]
But sadly I can't upload photos from my smartphone, otherwise I'd post a picture of her
That would be Seriously Low Class. But, Hey - what do I know?0 -
this her??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ciqHgCVpng0 -
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Yes, it's good to be with a smart woman - but not so smart that they realize they can do better than you.
A slippery slope0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by Wrangler
This post is useless without pics... and I'm not talking about the vacuum cleaner. [}:)]
She is my vacuum cleaner if you know what I mean[:0][:0][;)]
But sadly I can't upload photos from my smartphone, otherwise I'd post a picture of her
LOL
I hope she never sees this or you will be back to Mr Happy sock0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 35 Whelen
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
Yep, there is a lot of boom boom going on when we get together![8D][:D]
Boom boom? At your age, I bet it's more like "click fizzle pop oops".0 -
Brush shooter? 0 -
Does she really do dumb things? If so, she very well may be stupid. Not knowing something is ignorance. There's a difference. We all are ignorant of something, perhaps a lot of things. I wouldn't know how to build an atomic bomb, perform an appendectomy and a lot more. However, I can and do know how to service a vacuum cleaner, start my chainsaws and snow blower, change oil in my car, can, smoke and dry food, read, etc. 0 -
Go buy her a new one. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Well, She dates you right?
Yep, but that's because she has daddy issues...
More like Grand-Daddy issues.
No, but if she were from your area, she would have Grandpa/Daddy issues[:0][B)]. And would need a much older man than me... I am old enough to be her daddy, but I'm not old enough to be her grandpa also[:D]0 -
So I just need to replace the bag in the vacuum for more suction? Brilliant! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by roswellnative
So I just need to replace the bag in the vacuum for more suction? Brilliant!
Like I said, it's a good thing she's young, pretty and nice... She sure isn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer0 -
several years ago i bought one model of dirt devil...top of consumers reports and only $50 ...bagless upright and have had to rebuild the plastic wheels (no biggee)..that thing will suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...got smart and found another for $60 nib on efart as a back up ..better than a $400 dyson...they sold out in a flash and DD has never been near the top of the chart since 0 -
quote:Originally posted by spasmcreek
several years ago i bought one model of dirt devil...top of consumers reports and only $50 ...bagless upright and have had to rebuild the plastic wheels (no biggee)..that thing will suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...got smart and found another for $60 nib on efart as a back up ..better than a $400 dyson...they sold out in a flash and DD has never been near the top of the chart since
I use a rainbow vacuum. It uses water in the tank to capture the dirt, debris and dust. It actually keeps my house cleaner than anything I've ever had,and I very seldom (maybe once every 3 months) have to dust my furniture because it doesn't emit any dust at all when I vacuum. but it sure is a pain to have to change the water every time I use it. But I only hand vacuum once a week. The other six days, I use my robotic vacuum to do it for me. It does a decent job keeping the bigger stuff and dog hair picked up, but it doesn't get a lot of the dust...0
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