Ever been peed on
And I don?t mean a gold shower
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yes my wife's boxer walked up to me one day and before i knew what he was doing he pissed all over my leg. needless to say he paid dearly for his indiscretion. 0 -
I?ve been shot at and missed, and peed at and hit. 0 -
frikking iron worker once just started letting it fly from about the 4th floor all red iron at the time, just as I happened by on ground level hit my hard had and I took a few fast steps out of the "rain" [:(!][:(!][:(!]
wrong place wrong time0 -
Ah, what GunBroker Forums has devolved to...[xx(] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]
Ahhh... The good old days. Was turning a stuck calf one time, elbow deep in a cows coochie when she contracted, peed, pooped, and went down on her side, all at the same time. Got the calf out, though!!![^]0 -
Only when changing a diaper or 2. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]
[:D][:D][:D][:D],0 -
1. Yes- we have kids- and grandkids. Hazard of changing a diaper
2. Yes- damn jellyfish got me BAD. Across my back. Sometimes, your friends DO pee on you.
3. Yes. I was young, and actually believed the recruiter. [:)]0 -
Many, many times at work and elsewhere.. And never once did I get wet..[}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]
Uh, we do things a whole lot differently in Montana and the cattle likely appreciate it more than your method. [:0]
Uh, please explain how you turn a breach calf in Montana without reaching inside,,,,,
He believes flipping a calf is sticking a fork in a piece of Veal and flipping it over to the cook other side[;)]0 -
I remember as a kid having to use the bathroom, the sit-down type, you know what I mean. Anyway my little brother woke up from his nap came walking into the bathroom telling me to get off the commode because he had to pee... I told him to get out and wait his turn in no uncertain terms. He tells me to get off the commode or he will pee on me... I told him again to get out a little more forcefully. The little bugger let it fly[xx(]... After which he went flying through the air...
Second time I was peed on, was while making love to my (then) live in girlfriend some 15-16 years ago... She was on top and thought she was having an orgasm, BUT... And of course she was wildly trying to get off of me to go to the restroom, which really got me going thinking that she was squirting because it was so wet, so I grab your hips tight and rode it out, so to speak.[xx(][xx(].0 -
Great Guns likely just rolls the cow over.
I have been in a milking parlor in the spring when the new grass was just up and a cow lost her footing and paddled.
Got shat on by a pigeon at a track meet once.
Never been peed on though.[^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]Uh, we do things a whole lot differently in Montana and the cattle likely appreciate it more than your method. [:0]
Suppose in Montana when feeling for a calf, they don't put their arm up the cows butt?0 -
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
quote:Originally posted by droptop
quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]Uh, we do things a whole lot differently in Montana and the cattle likely appreciate it more than your method. [:0]
Suppose in Montana when feeling for a calf, they don't put their arm up the cows butt?
Above in red was a play on words,,,,,,,
You never preg-checked cattle, eh ???? Or had a calf's hips wedged tightly in the pelvis and needed to 'walk' the hips one at a time through the pelvic opening,,,,,,,,,where else would you put your arm.
Where ya think this ol' boys arm is ????,,,,,,,,,Preg-checking ,,,,
Dribbling that basketball!0 -
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
quote:Originally posted by droptop
quote:Originally posted by GreatGuns
quote:Originally posted by forgemonkey
Wait till ya got your arm completely up a cows butt, trying to turn a calf, and she strains so hard you get a nice shower and copious amounts of chewed up grass,,,,,,,,,don't have to be told twice to keep your mouth shut,,,,,,,,[:(][:D]Uh, we do things a whole lot differently in Montana and the cattle likely appreciate it more than your method. [:0]
Suppose in Montana when feeling for a calf, they don't put their arm up the cows butt?
Above in red was a play on words,,,,,,,
You never preg-checked cattle, eh ???? Or had a calf's hips wedged tightly in the pelvis and needed to 'walk' the hips one at a time through the pelvic opening,,,,,,,,,where else would you put your arm.
Where ya think this ol' boys arm is ????,,,,,,,,,Preg-checking ,,,,
You cheated! You used a sleeve! Don0 -
The cow behind probably can't wait to be next. [:p] 0 -
I have pulled a number of cows in MT and from time to time I was shoulder deep. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Idahobound
I have pulled a number of cows in MT and from time to time I was shoulder deep.
I have only pulled calves. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by Idahobound
I have pulled a number of cows in MT and from time to time I was shoulder deep.
I have only pulled calves. Don
Me too. That was the beer talking0 -
OK :
Years ago I had a girlfriend that liked that ??? Kinda hinky !!!
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