Dog Problem
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So tell me about the dog and the problem."
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk," says Morty.
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: "Irving, Fetch!"
Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis.
"You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it
yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much!
"I should roll over and play dead for real for all
you care!"
The Dr. s amazed, "This is remarkable! What could be the problem?"
Morty says "He has a hearing problem! I said Fetch, not Kvetch'". [:o)][:o)]
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." Winston Churchill
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Dr. Saul says, "So tell me about the dog and the problem."
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk," says Morty.
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: "Irving, Fetch!"
Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis.
"You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it
yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much!
"I should roll over and play dead for real for all
you care!"
The Dr. s amazed, "This is remarkable! What could be the problem?"
Morty says "He has a hearing problem! I said Fetch, not Kvetch'". [:o)][:o)]
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." Winston Churchill
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My Great Dane, (hereafter referred to as "the crazy dog"), is a confirmed tail-wagger. Unlike other dogs I know, the crazy dog wags 4' arcs & actually breaks things. Also the end of her tail is constantly a bloody mess (along with the inside of my truck).
As I type my screen has blood spots on it. She doesn't seem to feel pain & will not stop wagging until I force her to lay down.
I've considered poking a hole in a tennis ball & super-glueing it on her tail but I know she'd just tear it off.
I'm open to any suggestions short of bobbing her tail.
Damn crazy dog!
[:p]barto[:p]
PS- Getting swatted up close & personal is a whole new level of pain!0 -
mites? try combing that area with a fine comb and look at it with magnifying glass 0 -
My. Dog had a similar problem. Vet said was allergy. One flea or bug bite could cause an outbreak. Also could be triggered by other sources.
Personally, I don?t trust any of the major brand dog foods.0 -
Boredom? Dogs do some strange things if they are a bit bored or maybe feeling a little ignored 0 -
I feel that way at times! Maybe I'll give it as try[:0] 0 -
I think I have already talked to you about this. But will try again.
I had the same problem with my little dog. Your doggie is allergic to commercial dog food.
Get 10 pounds of chicken legs and thighs, get a pound of brown rice and a pound of lentils.
Boil for 35 minutes. Add one pound chicken liver. Boil for 10 minutes more.
Cool it down, add 10 tablespoons of linseed oil. Remove all bones from the chicken.
Get the tupperware and freeze most of it. Feed this to your doggie and not that toxic commercial crap like KenL Ration etc, nor not even Pedigree they are loaded with chemicals.
In one week your dog will be cured.
Your veterinarian will never tell you about this trick.0 -
quote:Originally posted by lew07
Boredom? Dogs do some strange things if they are a bit bored or maybe feeling a little ignored
Yep. If the Vet can't find any medical problems with your dog, that's exactly what it is
Take your dog out on longer/more walks. Play fetch with them play tug-of-war with a including just sitting there and petting him to break up does boredom0 -
OK :
DINOVITE !!!!
Thanks !!!0
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