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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    [:0][:0][:0],,glad it went back for you. That aint normal ya know,,
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  • 84Bravo1
    Yeah, I ain't normal, by a long shot. [;)]
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    Yeah, I ain't normal, by a long shot. [;)]
    If it happens half dozen times and your jaw stays attached it's probably normal.[:D]
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  • ChrisStreett
    Since when were ya ever really ?normal? Ken? (Can?t do green font on an iPhone). Maybe ya can get Buddy to pre-chew your food for you ?til ya get healed up. (More green.)
    All kidding aside, ever had a jaw injury? Dislocated in a fight or anything?
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  • 84Bravo1
    Happened to both sides at once one time a couple years ago. Took about 4 hours to go back to normal. Thought I was going to the Emergency Department on that one.

    Abby Normal. [^]
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  • select-fire
    gorilla glue should cure it.
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  • mark christian
    Yes! It sounds like TMJ: Temporomandibular Joint dysfunction, which I had when I was in my early teens. The symptoms were exactly as you described and happened four or five times a week. Severe cases require an operation, but my doctor gave me a non surgical option: For one year I was not allowed chewing gum or chewy candies (I still won't chew gum) and I could not open my mouth wider than the width of my thumb, which meant that all of my food had to be cut into small pieces or cubes. The worst part was that I had to sleep flat on my back with my head fixed in a special hard-foam pillow. I sleep on my side and I didn't get a decent night sleep for the entire year! After a year of this my jaw was set in place like steel and getting my mouth to open again took some real effort. The bottom line was that it worked and I have never had any further trouble with my jaw.
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    gorilla glue should cure it.



    Should I chew it, snort it, or inhale it. Should I use the new "Clear?" I don't want it to show.







    Yes, Temporary Mandibular Joint Dysfunction. (TMJD) Can I seek Disability?




    I was able to eat 8 out of 12 Tacos, brought home this evening. It was tough, but I gutted it out. I wanted take the other 4 in for lunch at work tomorrow, so I saved 4. [:p]
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  • select-fire
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    gorilla glue should cure it.



    Should I chew it, snort it, or inhale it. Should I use the new "Clear?" I don't want it to show.

    Might had better use the flex tape since it is waterproof







    Yes, Temporary Mandibular Joint Dysfunction. (TMJD) Can I seek Disability?




    I was able to eat 8 out of 12 Tacos, brought home this evening. It was tough, but I gutted it out. I wanted take the other 4 in for lunch at work tomorrow, so I saved 4. [:p]
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  • 84Bravo1
    Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last. [:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    But I bet you hated it for the couple of days that you couldn't eat tacos because of it.[;)][:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by mark christian
    Yes! It sounds like TMJ: Temporomandibular Joint dysfunction, which I had when I was in my early teens. The symptoms were exactly as you described and happened four or five times a week. Severe cases require an operation, but my doctor gave me a non surgical option: For one year I was not allowed chewing gum or chewy candies (I still won't chew gum) and I could not open my mouth wider than the width of my thumb, which meant that all of my food had to be cut into small pieces or cubes. The worst part was that I had to sleep flat on my back with my head fixed in a special hard-foam pillow. I sleep on my side and I didn't get a decent night sleep for the entire year! After a year of this my jaw was set in place like steel and getting my mouth to open again took some real effort. The bottom line was that it worked and I have never had any further trouble with my jaw.


    What did you do when you had to yawn???

    Yawning wasn't too much of a problem. Sneezing on the other hand....
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  • bpost
    It is the old whopperjawed condition from the old days.
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  • Mobuck
    Years ago during some "intense personal interaction" with a 1200# bovine, her foot made contact with my face resulting in a dislocated jaw. I thought my lower jaw was broken (again) and went to the ER. Some meds for relaxation and a considerate DR. put me back in shape. It was difficult to chew for a few days but it was SO much better than having my jaw wired shut for 4 months that I hardly noticed.
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  • JasonV
    Stop taking showers
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  • toad67
    Better follow Mark's advice in the shower, otherwise you might drown..[;)] Glad its better Ken.
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  • tneff1969
    TMJ: Taco Joint dysfunction [:D]
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  • 84Bravo1
    I knew this place would be full of it.


    Full of Helpful information. That is. [^]
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  • ChrisStreett
    You?d be disappointed if ya got anything less out of us would ya not Ken?
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by ChrisStreett
    You?d be disappointed if ya got anything less out of us would ya not Ken?





    Yeah, probably. That's why I hang out here. [:p]




    (But) Mention "Full of it," and look who shows up. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
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  • ChrisStreett
    Yep, no argument outta me on that one...starting with yours truly.
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
    TMJ: Taco Joint dysfunction [:D]






    Uhhhhhh,.................................that'd be TJD, wouldn't It?
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    Stop taking showers



    Your from W.VA., aren't you?




    Do you know Hillbille? (SP?) Cousins? [}:)]
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  • Gregor62
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
    TMJ: Taco Joint dysfunction [:D]






    Uhhhhhh,.................................that'd be TJD, wouldn't It?


    I think it depends on where you're from. For instance, here in the mitten, we pronounce Rosie O Donnell = Ugly Bitch.[;)]
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by Gregor62
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
    TMJ: Taco Joint dysfunction [:D]






    Uhhhhhh,.................................that'd be TJD, wouldn't It?


    I think it depends on where you're from. For instance, here in the mitten, we pronounce Rosie O Donnell = Ugly Bitch.[;)]





    "The Mitten?"


    What you talking bout Willis?



    Have you seen the female Police Officer, (from Boston?) Rosie just married? A somewhat Hottie. Unbelievable.
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  • Gregor62
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by Gregor62
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by tneff1969
    TMJ: Taco Joint dysfunction [:D]






    Uhhhhhh,.................................that'd be TJD, wouldn't It?


    I think it depends on where you're from. For instance, here in the mitten, we pronounce Rosie O Donnell = Ugly Bitch.[;)]





    "The Mitten?"


    What you talking bout Willis?



    Have you seen the female Police Officer, (from Boston?) Rosie just married? A somewhat Hottie. Unbelievable.


    I'll take your word for it on the ugly libtard.

    I'm from Michigan, Da Mitten.[:)]
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  • JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    Stop taking showers



    Your from W.VA., aren't you?




    Do you know Hillbille? (SP?) Cousins? [}:)]


    South Dakota. All the hillbillies are noth of me.
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    Stop taking showers



    Your from W.VA., aren't you?




    Do you know Hillbille? (SP?) Cousins? [}:)]


    South Dakota. All the hillbillies are noth of me.









    Uhhhh,...............you mean "Noth," or Soth? [:0][B)][:p]
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  • JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    Stop taking showers



    Your from W.VA., aren't you?




    Do you know Hillbille? (SP?) Cousins? [}:)]


    South Dakota. All the hillbillies are noth of me.









    Uhhhh,...............you mean "Noth," or Soth? [:0][B)][:p]


    Haha Noth

    North Dakota
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  • 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
    quote:Originally posted by JasonV
    Stop taking showers



    Your from W.VA., aren't you?




    Do you know Hillbille? (SP?) Cousins? [}:)]


    South Dakota. All the hillbillies are noth of me.









    Uhhhh,...............you mean "Noth," or Soth? [:0][B)][:p]


    Haha Noth

    North Dakota




    They don't Shower much in Noth/Soth Dakota?



    Just asking.





    One of my best Army Buds, is from up there in the Barren Hinterlands.


    My Condolences. [^]
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