It's called S.O.S. joke
A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 900 km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.
The F-16 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster told the 777 pilot, Hey Captain, watch this!
He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible Gs before levelling at almost sea level.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?
The 777 pilot said, That was truly impressive, but watch this!
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 900km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, What did you think of that?
Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, What the heck did you do?
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of freshly brewed coffee and a cinnamon roll from a young, smashing flight attendant and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"...
LESSON OF LIFE:
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!
When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!
It's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter!
Dedicated to all my friends approaching S.O.S.
...."Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."....
The F-16 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster told the 777 pilot, Hey Captain, watch this!
He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible Gs before levelling at almost sea level.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?
The 777 pilot said, That was truly impressive, but watch this!
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 900km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, What did you think of that?
Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, What the heck did you do?
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of freshly brewed coffee and a cinnamon roll from a young, smashing flight attendant and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"...
LESSON OF LIFE:
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!
When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!
It's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter!
Dedicated to all my friends approaching S.O.S.
...."Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."....
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I told that same joke to my Dad a few years ago, but it involved a C5 Galaxy and a F-16.
He got a great big grin on his mug and said 'that's a SAC joke!' (he was in SAC back in the 50s)
Apparently that joke has been around since someone installed a 'relief station' on an airplace
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Kind of like the Bull "walking" down to the Cows.[;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by wiplash
Kind of like the Bull "walking" down to the Cows.[;)]
Yep, that too![;)]0 -
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I was working at an airshow two weeks ago.
Told this joke to some of the C5 crews. I was kind of surprised that they had not heard it before but they did find it funny because they take a lot crap from other crews.0
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