Hurricanes effect on a marriage - joke
There was a terrible hurricane a few days ago in the eastern US.
Thinking back a few years, while living in Florida, I remember Hurricane
Andrew. I was ready for it, but my first wife was not.
When the wind reached a screaming freight-train pitch with the trees
thrashing and snapping, the horizontal streaming rain, the flying roof
shingles and tiles, destroyed fences, my wife was rooted to one same
spot.
She stared and stared through the glass of the window.
Immovable, with her nose pressed to the window, the stark fear in her eyes
will stay with me forever.
Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to grab a beer, open the door and let her in.
Thinking back a few years, while living in Florida, I remember Hurricane
Andrew. I was ready for it, but my first wife was not.
When the wind reached a screaming freight-train pitch with the trees
thrashing and snapping, the horizontal streaming rain, the flying roof
shingles and tiles, destroyed fences, my wife was rooted to one same
spot.
She stared and stared through the glass of the window.
Immovable, with her nose pressed to the window, the stark fear in her eyes
will stay with me forever.
Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to grab a beer, open the door and let her in.
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And that was when the fight started! [}:)]
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quote:Originally posted by He Dog
First wife you say?
Guess he was running low? [:D][:D]
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