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Things are never as bad as it first appears.

Tcatt
It's usually worse.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's always completely full, half with liquid and half air, I.E, the stuff in democrats heads.

To have good luck when you throw a horse shoe over your Left shoulder,make sure a liberal activist is behind you.

The Democratic Congress woman from New York, Ocasio-Curtez was trying to describe the three branches of the government. You know those funny guys: Moe, curly and Larry

What do the gun grabbers do with, " shooting stars"? Flowers have pistols.

A stud is a bolt that screws on both ends.

More random thoughts driving home tonight.
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  • montanajoe
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    maybe,maybe not,,
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  • Tcatt
    quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
    maybe,maybe not,,


    Tougue in cheek, Stole it from one of Gene Hill's stories
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  • Brookwood
    I never throw horse shoes over my left shoulder. On rare occasions, I do throw a small pinch of salt though. Not really superstitious. Just do it in memory of my late granddad who used to do it.

    Now if there were lib's behind me I would skip the salt and go straight for the pepper![:)]
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  • Tcatt
    quote:Originally posted by Brookwood
    I never throw horse shoes over my left shoulder. On rare occasions, I do throw a small pinch of salt though. Not really superstitious. Just do it in memory of my late granddad who used to do it.

    Now if there were lib's behind me I would skip the salt and go straight for the pepper![:)]
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    That line is actually from a Merle Haggard song.
    I am not superstitious either and don't throw anything over my shoulder, but I could be tempted if one of those nit-wits were behind me.

    Grandfathers are a treasure. My moms dad was a Louisiana Country Sage sitting on the front porch in his rocking chair. He had a Will Rogers wit and was full of mischief.

    I look forward to seeing him again someday.
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  • Tcatt
    quote:Originally posted by us55840

    My thought is ~ it's always darkest just before everything goes totally black.

    [;)]


    [:D]
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