But, Your Honor

Creative Legal Defenses:

1) In a divorce proceeding.
Man produces information from a medical document that states that the human body completely replaces all cells over each seven year period.

Therefore, your honor since the marriage was longer than seven years, the man that married that woman no longer exist.

2) Your Honor I was not drinking while driving, I only drank at the RED LIGHTS.

3) It depends on what the meaning of is; IS: Bill Clinton