A Juicer Will Make Your Bowels Looser
I've been saying for years I was going to get a juicer for the black berries, blueberries, and figs that grow on my property.
At the town Christian secondhand shop, I picked up a Hamilton Beach Juice Extractor, Model 67180 for three bucks. It looks new, but was missing the juice cup. I substituted a Flintstones Pebbles glass. It worked fine.
After I left the thrift store, I went to Walmart. I was careful and watched for any suspicious steel plates in the vicinity. Seeing none, I entered. [:p]
I was going to get cherries or peaches to trial run the juicer. Cherries were three bucks a pound and peaches close behind. Piss on that.
Walmart had seedless watermelons about the size of a 60 pound cannonball for five dollars and change. I got one of them.
Got home and set up the juicer. Sliced the melon in half and commenced to scooping and feeding the pulp to the machine. When I finished in ten minutes, I had about two liters of pure watermelon juice.
I've tried the store bought adulterated watermelon juice. The real stuff is a helluva lot better tasting. Pop had a Vitamix when I was a kid. All he juiced was carrots and beets. [xx(] These things can be put to good use. [:)]
BTW: The dregs of the pulp, the dogs loved!
At the town Christian secondhand shop, I picked up a Hamilton Beach Juice Extractor, Model 67180 for three bucks. It looks new, but was missing the juice cup. I substituted a Flintstones Pebbles glass. It worked fine.
After I left the thrift store, I went to Walmart. I was careful and watched for any suspicious steel plates in the vicinity. Seeing none, I entered. [:p]
I was going to get cherries or peaches to trial run the juicer. Cherries were three bucks a pound and peaches close behind. Piss on that.
Walmart had seedless watermelons about the size of a 60 pound cannonball for five dollars and change. I got one of them.
Got home and set up the juicer. Sliced the melon in half and commenced to scooping and feeding the pulp to the machine. When I finished in ten minutes, I had about two liters of pure watermelon juice.
I've tried the store bought adulterated watermelon juice. The real stuff is a helluva lot better tasting. Pop had a Vitamix when I was a kid. All he juiced was carrots and beets. [xx(] These things can be put to good use. [:)]
BTW: The dregs of the pulp, the dogs loved!
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Mix in some Vodka and a pinch of salt.
Good stuff[;)]
Glad you made it out of Walmart ok.0
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