Gun Buying Verbal Abuse -
Stopped over at my Mom's house just now. She wanted to give me some food out of her fridge, before her and her friends go to Virginia Beach all of next week. (AKA, cleaning out the fridge.)
I declined to come over for lunch, because "I had an online auction in play, that I wanted to monitor."
Lost out on Ricci's Marinecoat Savage 500 12ga. pump, by $5.00. [V]
Went over to Mom's just now, was telling her why I wanted to monitor the auction I was participating in.
"You don't need to be buying any more Guns."
She does not even know 1/10th of what I own, if that. [:0][B)][^][}:)]
I declined to come over for lunch, because "I had an online auction in play, that I wanted to monitor."
Lost out on Ricci's Marinecoat Savage 500 12ga. pump, by $5.00. [V]
Went over to Mom's just now, was telling her why I wanted to monitor the auction I was participating in.
"You don't need to be buying any more Guns."
She does not even know 1/10th of what I own, if that. [:0][B)][^][}:)]
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"You don't need to blow your savings on vacations." 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
"You don't need to blow your savings on vacations."
Yes.
That would have been perfect.
I usually do not discuss my forays in to the gun buying World with her. I should have known better.
My Bad.0 -
You didn't counter with the time honored "but MMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!" with the foot stomping?[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
You didn't counter with the time honored "but MMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!" with the foot stomping?[:D]
Yes.
It did not work. As usual.
Was funny though, I took my Pit (Buddy) over. Went back out to the car for a couple things. Handed her the leash, said "keep an eye on him." "I cant do that." [:0][B)]
Told Buddy "Sit." He was in that position when I came back in. [:D]0 -
Correction.
She does not know 1/50th of what I own. [:0][B)][:D]0 -
What's your Mom's number?? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ricci Wright
What's your Mom's number??
So now, you are hitting on my Mom? [:0][B)][xx(][}:)]0 -
Well maybe but either way you're not getting any discount.[:D][}:)] 0 -
Mom is going to be very pleased to know, that a "Younger Guy," is interested. She will be down in VA. Beach all of next week. I can set up a meet.
Call me. [:p]
Does this mean, I might be able to call you "Dad?" [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
You might already be able to, but only your Mom would know for sure.
(Sorry, too easy a line to pass up.)0 -
"Does this mean, I might be able to call you "Dad?"
Only Once.0 -
Is that you, Dad? [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Is that you, Dad? [:D]
now you get the family discount........0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
"You don't need to blow your savings my inheritance on vacations."
More better?
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quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Correction.
She does not know 1/50th of what I own. [:0][B)][:D]
if you want to keep it that way, start sending me 20 bucks a week for the rest of her life...[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Correction.
She does not know 1/50th of what I own. [:0][B)][:D]
"I'm tellin' MOM!"
Signed: Bravo's sister [:D]0 -
Father knows best! 0 -
Ricci doesn't want to hit on Bravo's ma, he just wants to call her and tell her how many guns Bravo has bought JUST FROM HIM!
She will hit the ceiling and revoke Bravo's internet privileges for at least a month.0 -
My late MIL, a fierce anti-gun zealot, once asked me, "Just how many guns do you have?" I truthfully answered, "I'm one short." She never asked again. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kannoneer
Ricci doesn't want to hit on Bravo's ma, he just wants to call her and tell her how many guns Bravo has bought JUST FROM HIM!
She will hit the ceiling and revoke Bravo's internet privileges for at least a month.
Yeah, I know. Ricci and I are just having some fun, and running with it. [:D]
I may be mistaken, but I believe I have purchased approx. 5 or so from Ricci. (Rough guess.)
I've also bought from Toad67, Kasey, a few others. I like dealing with people I trust.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
My late MIL, a fierce anti-gun zealot, once asked me, "Just how many guns do you have?" I truthfully answered, "I'm one short." She never asked again.
Good answer!
My Wife asked the same thing, I asked her how many pairs of shoes do you have? She said I don't know but its a lot...............I said there ya go[;)]0
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