Wifes Gone All Week
She had to go to Indiana for a week. She left at 2 this mourning.[:(]
She should come back Friday night.
She should come back Friday night.
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are you morning that fact or exalting in this revelation 0 -
I dont know im still thinking about it.
I know i got the better end of the marriage deal though.[:D]0 -
A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.
You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.
Just before she comes home, make the bed and shower. All good.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.
You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.
Just before she comes home, quote:make the bed and shower. All good.
might want to change the sheets first [}:)][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
A week being a Class B bachelor? Rejoice, brother.
You can eat over the sink, drink beer, belch, scratch your balls, and nap all you want. Fix yourself some incendiary chili, hit that sports bar for wings, pop a couple cans of sardines, indulge in an onion and Limburger sandwich.
Just before she comes home, quote:make the bed and shower. All good.
might want to change the sheets first [}:)][:D][:D]
Wife gone for a week? I'm sure there will be a stain where he missed the handkerchief on the sheets[:0][:D]
Oh, don't forget to wash your shirts. You'd hate to have your wife come home and find lipstick on the collars[}:)][:D]0 -
didn't you get the note on the table she left,,,,, stay out of the vodka!! [;)] 0 -
Enjoy, dont hurt yourself...[:o)] 0
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