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rob223
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so
let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me
that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she
thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think
she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a
brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I
know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary......"
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  • AzAfshin
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D]
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  • toad67
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • TooBig
    [:0][B)][^][:D]
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  • spasmcreek
    Finch and Reese better show up or things could get out of hand
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  • danielgage
    [:0][B)][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D]
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    ohh ohhhhh,,,,[:0][:0][:0][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • roswellnative
    Doh!
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  • wpage
    Good one...
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  • hulk2
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • austin20
    [:D][}:)]
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