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savage170
Hold EVERYTHING! I can't IMAGINE how this slipped my mind for 38 years, but I JUST REMEMBERED that Diane Feinstein groped me at a political fundraiser in a San Francisco hotel in 1980. I can't remember which hotel, or exactly when it was. For that matter I don't remember why I would have been attending a political fundraiser for Diane Feinstein or how I got there. But I'm SURE it was her, although I'll admit I was pretty drunk at the time and most of the evening is pretty sketchy in my memory. Sorry I waited until she decided to make a three-ring circus out of the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings to bring this up, but both my counselor and my attorney felt this was the right time. I tried to speak with Senator Feinstein personally but every time I called, the guy who answered her cellphone spoke Chinese and I guess he couldn't understand me. My attorney will be demanding a full Senate and FBI investigation of Senator Feinstein before my new tell-all memoir is published in October.
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  • select-fire
    I will get you a go fund me page up immediately.
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  • Cornflk1
    Hell, Ill donate to that
    one.. Not to steal your thread, but this is exactly what we need to do. See a lib in a restruarant call them out.
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  • gruntled
    have been intending to mention that I just recalled her molesting me when she babysat me when she was a teenager. If we both come forward it will make it better. I too don't recall when or where it was but I am 100% sure it was her.
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  • gruntled
    have been intending to mention that I just recalled her molesting me when she babysat me when she was a teenager. If we both come forward it will make it better. I too don't recall when or where it was but I am 100% sure it was her.
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  • gruntled
    This doubling is getting worse & now it won't let me delete it.
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  • gearheaddad
    You were pretty drunk, but sure you had one beer.

    Try that while pulled over for a DUI........[xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(]
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    I will get you a go fund me page up immediately.


    I was a witness, set me up. I'll donate half the money to the abused straight mens fund.
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by gruntled
    have been intending to mention that I just recalled her molesting me when she babysat me when she was a teenager. If we both come forward it will make it better. I too don't recall when or where it was but I am 100% sure it was her.

    Happened to me once, if it happens again I will edit one of the posts by cutting all the words and replace with something NEW or expand on the doubled post, add a picture, unlimited possibilities.
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  • montanajoe
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    [;)][;)][;)]
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