Old Clyde joke
Brittany was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Clyde was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Clyde's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Brittany's amazement, old Clyde had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Brittany was so proud of old Clyde she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Clyde the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Clyde has was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Be careful. You can't always hear the bells.
Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Clyde was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Clyde's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Brittany's amazement, old Clyde had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Brittany was so proud of old Clyde she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Clyde the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Clyde has was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Be careful. You can't always hear the bells.
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Who is Sarah? 0 -
Wouldn't that be the No Bell Peice Prize?[:D]
And who is Sarah? Did she win anything?0 -
quote:Originally posted by Heavy Chevy
Who is Sarah?
The one with big boobs !0 -
quote:Originally posted by brier-49
quote:Originally posted by Heavy Chevy
Who is Sarah?
The one with big boobs !
so brittany was the one on top?????????????0 -
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