Midnight home invasion
Which weapon would stop the invasion?
# 9 would stop the break-in because it is the
Iron Mongrel, and.
It?s my story and I know the other side of it.
But why # 9
It late at night and u hears a noise and there is no electricity
#1 honey get my gun
# 2 honey where?s the flash light
#3 honey where the hell is my pants
#4 O! a single shot, I?m dead
#5 how do u load this thing
#6 honey there is only room for one under this bed
#7 honey did u pay the electric bill
#8 honey sneak down and see if u could find my ammo
#9 the iron mongrel is calm and always ready, bright lights, no lights it doesn?t matter
Do u know the other side of this story
Can u guess why # 9 won ?
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Nine is my lucky number. 0 -
The other side of the story
https://www.amazon.com/Microbrite-Flashlight-Howell-9-Volt-Battery/dp/B01498FUXU0 -
The 9 volt light has a magnetic strip so it sticks on the slide.
It is good for finding location and good for 1 shot.
Then it will fly off.
If u need more than 1shot use a baseball bat and carry the 9 volt light in the other hand.
If u have a glock ur in big trouble0 -
I usually just blend about .10 grains of powdered magnesium with the Bullseye in my handloads.
Get a round off fast, and the flash lights them up nicely for my second shot. At ranges of less than 10 feet, the incendiary effects are also discouraging to the interlopers in my castle.0 -
Anybody that knows anything knows that a product that that says "as seen on TV" on the package would be no good for home defense...
Sheesh[;)]0 -
The piece at hand is better than any hypothetical piece. What is your piece at hand? 0 -
Kids, kids today, when will they learn
This is my cinder block safe jammed shut now for 8 years.
Some day I will force open it and show u my queenie cinder blocks.
Could u imagine way back when people use to buy these boxes for hundreds/thousands $ for security. Sheeeeeeesh
Now for $4.00, yes $4.00 a bed time companion.
O! thank you Miss
from down under for my wonderful gift0 -
e-mail from down-under:
I see you have it on gun brokers
You didn?t tell them about the rug mines
You devil you
Still coming down are you
Miss0 -
Have one of those little plastic 6 LED lights, clips directly to a 9V battery, my bedside goto. Switchable off / low=3 leds high=6 all leds. Think it might stick to #9 with doubled sided tape.
Anyway, obvious choice is Love potion #9.0 -
i have a very bright Led pocket light i hold way out in my left hand and shoot with the right...and hope they miss 0 -
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